person man

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[person man @MetPeace]

[trying to make small talk] isn’t weather fucking INSANE

[person man @MetPeace]

@BookAnonJeff @NatashaCL7 um.. but eating food is required to stay alive??? and generating AI images isn't?????

[Anthony McHats @TheHatStore]

me: [administering ultrasound] would you like to know the sex of your baby

her: I just want to be sure it's ok

me: yes we're allowed to share that with every expectant mother

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

DON'T DO THIS 😭

[person man @MetPeace]

@MattWalshBlog no he shouldn't, wtf drugs are you on

[𝙃𝙑𝘿𝙀𝙎 @hvdesmusic]

this is how i look at the flight attendant so she knows im awake and want a treat

[its freakin’ bats 🦇 @annathiikaa]

🤧🫡

[person man @MetPeace]

@The_Only_Kee @BarackObama in which one of these instances did the federal government get involved?

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

When you've been smoking that shit all day and your girl still makes you go out

[person man @MetPeace]

them: welcome to Taco Bell, may I take your order?

me [tax refund just hit]: how much for the chihuahua

[Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @Vhalechark]

The chili cheese sausages are on the smoker, I’m gonna get some buns and some toppings and make the most obnoxious chili cheese dogs ever

[🔋Leggo @markyleggg]

Gave my daughter melatonin and she said “daddy my arms not working” I know baby lay down😭😭

[Anthony McHats @TheHatStore]

[breaking up]

me: why is this so difficult

her: put down the rubik's cube

[person man @MetPeace]

@MattWallace888 is that Tony Soprano's father's goomar

[Random Mandelbrot (@[email protected]) @randommandelbot]

0.38336637182245725 + -0.35989283142853395i at zoom 5.0719016803e+11.

[person man @MetPeace]

wouldn’t it be crazy if society collapsed lmao

[person man @MetPeace]

she pippy on my longstocking

[person man @MetPeace]

hello, police? I’d like to report a murder. well it wasn’t *that* sick of a burn but it was pretty good. do you want to hear it

[person man @MetPeace]

@tybiscus everybody with a Y in their name has to use You and I and it's pretty funny to me

Disco Biscuits write a new song that starts with the letter Y challenge

[person man @MetPeace]

@mindefy1 @johnkrausphotos @ModdedQuad @X @elonmusk idk i think it's beautiful