Naté

Food. Science. Beer. Blather. Cats. Certified Cicerone® & MSc in Bio. #ADHD. They/She. Gender ambivalent.

[Naté @MetaCookbook]

A completely honest (though honestly probably incomplete) thread listing things that have forced me to adult since I woke up this morning.

First? Waking up the second time over two hours later and feeling both refreshed and guilty.

[Peter Flax @Pflax1]

Reminder that the ONLY way to reduce traffic is for people to drive less.

Electric and self-driving cars won't reduce traffic. Widening highways won't reduce traffic. Removing bike lanes won't reduce traffic. Allowing people to drive fast won't reduce traffic.

[Naté @MetaCookbook]

@grimalkinrn You’re welcome!

[Naté @MetaCookbook]

Please help a really wonderful human.

[Grimalkin, RN @grimalkinrn]

I still need to raise $500.

My Venmo is @grimalkinrn
Pp is [email protected].

That $500 is for medical expenses. I need to physically see my doctor next week if there is not improvement.

I feel like no one can see these tweets. @sassycrass is heavy on my heart.

[Grimalkin, RN @grimalkinrn]

I tried to eat solid food again & nearly full on choked.

I need to see my doctor to get more steroids.

Going to the ER will cost me thousands.

Please help me raise the money I need for seeing my doctor & getting medication. It’s $500.

V @grimalkinrn
PP grimalkinrn@gmail

[Grimalkin, RN @grimalkinrn]

I feel horrible today. My throat is more swollen, my head hurts, it feels like I’m sliding backwards.

I am still trying to raised $500 so I can get to my Physician this week.

V- @grimalkinrn
PP [email protected]

[Effin' Birds @EffinBirds]

Just told all my Tuesday plans to fuck themselves so that I can speak at @thebirdunion's rally

[Writers Guild of America East @WGAEast]

Our members at @thrillistunion and @thedodounion are on STRIKE today 🚨 Don’t cross the digital picket line - Don’t click on, read, or share content from The Dodo or Thrillist during the one-day strike. #UnionStrong #1u

#OneUnionOneContract now, @voxmedia!

[Naté @MetaCookbook]

Dear Michigan - please sell these to clerks in other states. Thanks!

Dear NM clerks - buy them. Then next time have a contest ourselves, ok? But these are excellent.

[Craig Mauger @CraigDMauger]

The winners of the Michigan Secretary of State’s “I Voted” sticker contest were revealed this morning after a public vote.

Here are some of the victorious designs:

[mambang's DMs still broken send pigeon @MambangStory]

PSA : You can still be contagious and spread illnesses and virus before you test positive for it.

This is why people like me keep pushing for masking because you cannot undo the days you have been around people maskless prior to testing positive.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

DO NOT FEED WILDLIFE. IF YOU’RE GOING TO SHARE A DONUT - AT LEAST ASK US IF WE WANT IT FIRST. BECAUSE WE DO. WE LOVE DONUTS. DO NOT GIVE IT TO WILDLIFE - IT IS BAD FOR THEM - AND IT ALSO MEANS LESS DONUTS FOR US. MAKE BETTER CHOICES.

[Naté @MetaCookbook]

Holy hell. This is vile.

[covid is oncogenic @chaitrovert]

does my n95 make me look like a panicking coward or a criminal mastermind, i keep losing track

[Casey Lewis 🪷 @cynical_tutu]

It's not too soon. Because that's EXACTLY what they're doing.

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

I often see a woman in the park picking dandelions. I found out today she picks them for her 32 yo tortoise, Stanley, that her late husband bought her as a 17th wedding anniversary gift (the traditional gift for 17 yrs is shells) as she’d wanted a tortoise since she was a child.

[Naté @MetaCookbook]

@NyawiraNjoroge 🤣🤣🤣

[Naté @MetaCookbook]

@HealthyADHD Not exactly, but I do have impulse spending items and items I agonize over. And with each, I tend to have a little more impulse around lower prices and a little less with higher.