Benjamin

~ InfoSec Engineer ~ CISSP/CASP ~ v3.5 Dungeon Master ~ PhD in Horribleness ~ Semi-Amateur Storyteller ~ he/him ~

[Benjamin @MetaMagicWizard]

Dear @plex, no one needs a button that rewinds ⏪ or skips ⏩ to the next movie ADJACENT to the play button ▶ Allow us to be clumsy and/or drunk and have a button in an ENTIRELY different area that says, "play from beginning" *cough* @Netflix *cough*

[Benjamin @MetaMagicWizard]

@Cyb3rMonk Everything 👏🏻 I 👏🏻 can! 👏🏻 😁

[Benjamin @MetaMagicWizard]

@sherrod_im Just about every April I'm inclined to re-watch Stranger Than Fiction. Not your typical Will Ferrell movie.

[Benjamin @MetaMagicWizard]

@RetroBitCoach @retro_bowl These updates are amazing but I need to be able to turn off Replays - gives me motion sickness 🤢🤢🤢

[Benjamin @MetaMagicWizard]

The you mean the #rams had a crucial #nocall in a big game? Ask the @Saints how that feels 😏 #WhoDat

[Benjamin @MetaMagicWizard]

@WilliamShatner Happy birthday Denny Crane! I know it's early for your birthday but you've made my entire life so much better and I want to wish you the best best day of your life on your birthday, regardless if it's on March 22nd or tomorrow,bc you've earned it. I owe you lunch

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i don’t want to jinx it. but a lot of these presents. smell like they’re for me

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

You leaving WHAT out for Santa tonight? Can’t talk, me gotta find hat and fake beard.

[Frank McGovern - INACTIVE @FrankMcG]

People live in their limited scope and forget that cybersecurity is more than engineers, SOC, and hackers.

GRC, for example, is a great area where someone can excel and do it only from 9-5 and be here for the paycheck. E.g., someone doing third-party risk assessments full-time.

[Benjamin @MetaMagicWizard]

@TriciaKicksSaaS Several eye-rolls for me: everything is much dangerous bc of "suspected, complex, state-sponsored attacks" when in reality some company that got ransomware'd reused passwords, left the "cyber" doors wide open, or just didn't do all the "cyber hygienes" 🙄

[Benjamin @MetaMagicWizard]

@thepacketrat "Just leave it that way, it's always been fine before."

[Benjamin @MetaMagicWizard]

@nerdist Fatal Frame 2 📸 👻 or Mass Effect 2

[Holly Brockwell @holly]

Welp, that's the last time I hand someone my phone to put their own number in

[Benjamin @MetaMagicWizard]

My man Jake getting serious props from the original Jedi Master!

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Although I recorded this many moons ago, I'd never had the chance to see it.... until now. An entertaining & fascinating look at an underrated character with informed interviews of top-notch comic book pros, I learned a lot about the #EmeraldArcher. Well done @jakeboyslim! 👍

[Steve Christey Coley, BS 🐀 @SushiDude]

"I don't know who needs to hear this, but stop hating on people because they don't have CVEs. You're being a jerk and exposing your ignorance of the breadth of InfoSec. No CVEs? No problem." - me, Steve Christey Coley, proud co-founder of CVE in 1999.

(cite this as needed)

[Nathan W Pyle @nathanwpyle]

factory safety ⚠️

[André T. @andretorresbr]

@InfosecMiles

[InfosecMiles @InfosecMiles]

Do cyber criminals need 3-5 years experience, a degree and CISSP for entry level crime?

[Benjamin @MetaMagicWizard]

@da_667 *adds idea to DM playbook for the next time my players need a good trollololol*