Paul Licht

[Paul Licht @MetalHeadFromNY]

Erin: you're gonna brush your teeth?
"No I'm gonna brush your asshole!"
#squeekyclean #mintyresh #tenthannualpumpkinpickingtrip

[Paul Licht @MetalHeadFromNY]

Erin: you know what we could do? Take a shotgun and blow it through your head #nobodyluffsme #help #tenthannualpumpkinpickingtrip

[Paul Licht @MetalHeadFromNY]

This chair is litty titty #theyspinnintheyspinnin #tenthannualpumpkinpickingtrip

[Paul Licht @MetalHeadFromNY]

#banking

[Paul Licht @MetalHeadFromNY]

Poor guitaring #librarywedding

[Paul Licht @MetalHeadFromNY]

#banking

[Paul Licht @MetalHeadFromNY]

No food at this #librarywedding

[Paul Licht @MetalHeadFromNY]

No food at this #librarywedding

[Paul Licht @MetalHeadFromNY]

Poor guitaring #librarywedding

[Pissed Coughlin @PissedCoughlin]

Oh hi, @Patriots

[Pissed Coughlin @PissedCoughlin]

Replacing Eli Manning with Geno Smith is like replacing Tom Coughlin with Ben McAdoo.

[Paul Licht @MetalHeadFromNY]

Ah it keeps you alive...the fear of constant death. #ricketyolddeathtrap #soons #hayride #seventhannualpumpkinpickingtrip

[Paul Licht @MetalHeadFromNY]

Things you can't post on Twitter #insults #lol #cranelifts #wuss #seventhannualpumpkinpickingtrip

[Paul Licht @MetalHeadFromNY]

@ephilbss: construction up ahead me: oh I was wondering what the crane was for. I thought I was to lift me #seventhannualpumpkinpickingtrip

[Paul Licht @MetalHeadFromNY]

*child screams in ihop* Calm down @ephilbss you'll get your pancakes! #seventhannualpumpkinpickingtrip

[Paul Licht @MetalHeadFromNY]

We should pack some cannon ball wound ointment in case one if us gets shot with a cannon #seventhannualpumpkinpickingtrip #beeljr #overpackd

[Paul Licht @MetalHeadFromNY]

#moronichighfives #bitchesnchicken2017

[Paul Licht @MetalHeadFromNY]

We are the fattersons! #bitchesnchicken2017 #newrealitytvshow

[Paul Licht @MetalHeadFromNY]

I'm also the foot warmer #warmbreaf #frozatia #youcanwearsocksinthecarribean #bitchesnchicken2017

[Paul Licht @MetalHeadFromNY]

I'm the professional and official sock putter oner for @ephilbss #bitchesnchicken2017 #shecantputherownsockson #imaschmuck

[Paul Licht @MetalHeadFromNY]

@ephilbss forgot to pack socks..... Apparently they're not needed. #bitchesnchicken2017 #genius

[Paul Licht @MetalHeadFromNY]

I have a lot of patience.......... #bitchesnchicken2017 #ishouldbeadoctor