Armando

It's only Rock n' Roll but I like it!!!

[Armando @MetalNutCase]

@kasarawood If only I could afford to eat that ass. All juicy and sweaty. Sticking up. Hmm. I just got 'horngry'.

[Armando @MetalNutCase]

@kasarawood That's fine. I know it's not everyone's cup o' tea.

[Armando @MetalNutCase]

@kasarawood It's kind of a 'Friends' reference. Nevermind. You're both scorchers. But Woodess is the Woodess. I'll go away now. Also, I just realized how long has passed since this post.

[Armando @MetalNutCase]

@AnaFoxxx HELL YES!!! Ufff! That tone is reminding me of something but I can't put my finger on it.

[Armando @MetalNutCase]

@CallMeMissMolly No, I'm still wondering if you'd rip off my arms and beat me to death with them. Please, pretty please. And thank you.

[Armando @MetalNutCase]

@CallMeMissMolly Oh, hi. You definitely can rip my arms off and beat me to death with them.

[Armando @MetalNutCase]

@Madison420Ivy It's been six months since this party and I still need a (her) taco. Did she get tacos al pastor? Man, now I need actual tacos. FUCK. No tacos for this loser. 😕 Chale.

[Armando @MetalNutCase]

@Vauntastic @AnalogPics @knotsnacks That depends, can l fuck the mermaid before the tailfin comes back? We'll go have dinner. Get to know each other. And then bam! I FUCK THE BARNACLES OF HER BUT CHEEKS! And then she'll leave like every other woman I've known and be happy somewhere else. In the sea. Sigh.

Uhm…

[Armando @MetalNutCase]

@Saiiyansam Hola, ¿ese es un cosplay de Austin Powers?

[Armando @MetalNutCase]

@CallMeMissMolly Facesitting.

[Armando @MetalNutCase]

Son unas mierdas, @somosalsea y @dominosmx

[Armando @MetalNutCase]

A la usuaria de @Uber_MEX que se le cobró por error un viaje en la zona de Coyuya, estoy intentando que se le reembolse su pago. Si @Uber_Support tuviera la amabilidad de apoyarme se lo voy a agradecer mucho. #uberdriver #Uber

[Armando @MetalNutCase]

@Uber_Support Soy conductor y estoy intentando solicitar un reembolso para un usuario cuyo viaje inicié por error y que no pude cancelar correctamente y no encuentro la opción de ayuda en la app. Necesito ayuda.

[Armando @MetalNutCase]

@kasarawood I'd risk breaking my neck by falling down a chimney to…um… break my other neck going down your chimney? Yeah, that's it.

[Armando @MetalNutCase]

@CallMeMissMolly When I said 'I want you in the kitchen' means I want to bang your brains out IN the kitchen. Not this.

[Armando @MetalNutCase]

@DyerbolicalDB The Arbiter from the 'Halo' series and Elroy Patashnik from 'Community'.

[Armando @MetalNutCase]

Hola @googlemexico Necesito su ayuda. Mi cuenta de @StreamMaxLA se cobra a través del @GooglePlay y no aparece en mis suscripciones.

[Armando @MetalNutCase]

¿Por qué son tan putos abusivos #uber? ES LA MITAD DE MI MALDITA TARIFA. Son unos #culeros @Uber_MEX @Uber @Uber_Support Y no son los únicos ejemplos.

[Armando @MetalNutCase]

@StreamMaxLA Necesito ayuda. No puedo cambiar mi plan estándar a platino. Y no aparece mi suscripción en mis pagos de Google.