Mike☠🎩

This is the Hellsite.
Twitter is awful for civil discourse
Take nothing on here seriously, this site is dogshit.
the only cure is laughter. shitpost away!

[Mike☠🎩 @Metalgearboss85]

Goodbye Metal Gear, it's been nice knowing you.

[Dragon Ball Daily @DBZdaily_]

😭😭

[Sandipantswtf @sandipantswtf]

I am not suicidal

[The Vegapunk of Hyenas @Yeenie_Mcbeenie]

The president of the United States rapes kids

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Hunter being able to finally fight back brings joy.

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

execute him publicly what the fuck is this

[doxie @doxie_gay]

we used to have a society

[Praise @tufpraise]

It's always the people you most expect

[dursche🎐 @shortsbriefs]

Because one of them had to lock in and get the growth spurt early and one of them was playing Escape the Skibidi Toilet on Roblox with Goten

[✰ @juicenotthekid_]

The president of the United States is a pedophile why aren’t you tweeting about that?

[NICKFARIOUS 🚬 @evilbeerman]

Somehow they’re more racist than the original pantera.

[Morgan Barrett @MorganBarrettX]

Quarterly reminder that James Garfield’s (President #20) great great grandson, Richard Garfield, invented Magic: The Gathering

[Sean O’Meowlly🍭 @NeedMyNutsLickt]

Guys I’m not suicidal by the way

[ADAM @adamemedia1]

Americans realising they’re going to spend $400B to open a shipping lane they closed.

[gremlin @queerlilgremlin]

“almost four” sure sounds like he doesn’t consider the fetus she’s pregnant with to be a real person yet

weird

[Dick Whittler @WhittleDick_]

This used to cost like $5.99

[erinspresso @riverindaIe]

legitimately the funniest fucking tweet about he-man ever

[Limescented (#1 Hot Dog Fan) 🌭 @Limescented]

On EVERYONE'S soul we're getting a sequel! WE NEED A SEQUEL!!! #mastersoftheuniverse

[Brooks | 🏳️‍🌈 @brookstweetz]

This movie is too good to be bombing and then the Disney live action Moana slop is gonna make a billion dollars