Jake the Human

calling out things that matter since I rediscovered I have a Twitter account

[Jake the Human @Metallhouse]

Evidently the Great @levarburton will be hosting @Jeopardy : He spent my youth teaching people to read, only to pop quiz us on Jeopardy in adulthood. That sly, sly man... #readingrainbow #takealook #inabook

[T-Mobile @TMobile]

Don't trust big decisions to just any network. You deserve 5G that rocks 🤘 — Largest 5G network. Fastest 5G speeds. #LeaderIn5G

RT for a shot at a Samsung Galaxy S21+ 5G! The fastest 5G network meets the fastest 5G Galaxy device! #Sweepstakes​

Rules https://t.co/EQMVQ16qpW

[Jake the Human @Metallhouse]

Should “pumpkin spice” flavored White Claw be called “Basic White Claw”?
#whiteclaw #Basic #Pumpkin #Fall2020 @theCHIVE

[Jake the Human @Metallhouse]

Trademarking “The Rolling Thrones” as my GoT parody band... no one can claim it, it’s mine.
#GoT #GameOfThrones #Westeros #Parody #bandnames #dropthebass

[Star Wars @starwars]

Solo: A Star Wars Story. Trailer Tomorrow. #HanSolo

[Jake the Human @Metallhouse]

#wordoftheday Acquit: to free oneself from the rigors of toil

[Jake the Human @Metallhouse]

#wordoftheday Interior: confinement of a diminutive canine 🐶

[NASA @NASA]

Today, #NASARemembers and pays tribute to the crews of Apollo 1 and space shuttles Challenger and Columbia, as well as other colleagues who gave their lives while furthering the cause of exploration and discovery: https://t.co/hONtB1pgRN

[Jake the Human @Metallhouse]

#wordoftheday Levity: the curious act of wearing jeans and neck dressing to formal gatherings (now with the help of emojis 👖 + 👔)

[Jake the Human @Metallhouse]

Phoenix Comicon is finally here! Join me at the awesomest event this summer. Just be awesome.. #PHXCC https://t.co/3dk7qM7HJ2

[Jake the Human @Metallhouse]

@LKrauss1 If there was a state religion, this argument would make sense.

[Husqvarna Motorcycles USA @HusqvarnaMotoUS]

It all starts with an idea. #HusqvarnaMotorcycles #street #scrambler #ideation #innovation

[John Brockman @edge]

Nyorkr: "Daniel Dennett’s Science of the Soul- A philosopher’s lifelong quest to understand the making of the mind." https://t.co/jBHsBdLRrc

[Jake the Human @Metallhouse]

#Wordoftheday - #Docket - what you do when you park your boat

[Jake the Human @Metallhouse]

#Wordoftheday - #Potent - early attempts to utilise tubers as shelter

[Jake the Human @Metallhouse]

#Wordoftheday - #difficult: generally speaking any pseudo-religious movement at odds with your own

[Jake the Human @Metallhouse]

Yesterday's #wordoftheday - #Absent: the status of messages passed from your stomach to your brain, usually in the presence of fine foods.

[Jake the Human @Metallhouse]

#Wordoftheday - #Pendant: depending on area covered, provides proof that the pen is mightier than the sword.

[Jake the Human @Metallhouse]

#Wordoftheday - #Pugilist: any writing formed by an individual, listing animals of a squishy faced and 4-legged variety, of the genus Canis

[Jake the Human @Metallhouse]

#Wordoftheday - #Routine: one of many avenues towards a final destination involving French fries covered in gravy and usually cheese curds