Carl

I say words, and most of the time, they don't make sense.

[Carl @MetaphysiCARL]

Friendships are often taken for granted and pushed aside when something else "more important" comes along. You never realize what you had until it's gone. They're like plants, and when forgotten, wilt away into nothing. Find balance in your life and water your plants.

[Carl @MetaphysiCARL]

Yo Wendy, what happened to the Bacontor Fries? That cheese sauce is like watery goop that tastes adjacent to cheese. @Wendys

[Carl @MetaphysiCARL]

For the 16th year of my life.. we are so back

[CharlieIntel @charlieINTEL]

NEW Call of Duty Teaser

[Carl @MetaphysiCARL]

JC Penny corporate headshots let’s go??

[Carl @MetaphysiCARL]

@stiffwitz AGREE

[Carl @MetaphysiCARL]

@tacobell can you please bring back the grilled stuft nacho? I’ll even accept it in a grilled stuft burrito format. Need that zesty-cheesy jalepeno sauce back in my life asap 🔔

[Carl @MetaphysiCARL]

99+ sleep score two days in a row?? Who is he??

[Carl @MetaphysiCARL]

@Ashbash129_ 60°?? Can you send some degrees my way??

[Carl @MetaphysiCARL]

YouTube TV Moment of Zen being used in place of commercials should be studied.

[SaltyAom @saltyAom]

Best extension ever lmao

[Carl @MetaphysiCARL]

@MWardplus3 You are welcome!!

[Carl @MetaphysiCARL]

@MWardplus3 happy birthday, Melissa!

[Carl @MetaphysiCARL]

@DeadbyDaylight yo you have to add a krampus skin to dbd for Christmas. It would be so fire

[Carl @MetaphysiCARL]

@MWardplus3 Thank you Melissa!!

[Carl @MetaphysiCARL]

@MWardplus3 Redbull is the DEVIL

[Carl @MetaphysiCARL]

Pulling a cold one from the fridge as we speak

[Red Bull @redbull]

your next Red Bull? 👀

[allison harvard burke @alliharvard]

this genuinely altered my view on pizza and i've been chasing an unrealistic expectation ever since.

[Carl @MetaphysiCARL]

@MWardplus3 @elonmusk I get 4 a week being added to some crypto nonsense

[Carl @MetaphysiCARL]

@elonmusk yo can you stop all the spam IM’s we get? This is getting ridiculous.. it never used to be this way.

[Carl @MetaphysiCARL]

Says a company when they urgently need to pivot

[CharlieIntel @charlieINTEL]

PlayStation CEO comments on Xbox's new multi-platform strategy, and says they remain 'committed to our current strategy' of console exclusives for PS5

"We are confident and committed to our current strategy, and there isn’t an urgent need for us to pivot.”