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I'm the kind of guy who wants to sit in a vegan restaurant & think, "Gee, should I have the mung bean salad or the lentil bake with a side order of tofu?"

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Don't blame me. I didn't vote for these fuckoids.

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@donmcgowan @commonsensegb13 I'm quietly becoming convinced that the majority of lefty accounts on social media are deep cover parodies. It's the only thing which explains it.

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[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

Me arriving in London for vacation and immediately regretting it.

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@WireSpy92 Remember folks. Tweet carefully. You know it's the tweeters they'll be coming for.

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@piersmorgan 'Who gave this murderous maniac leave to remain in UK?'

Probably the same kind of people who would happily trade white British people for a chicken tikka masala, fatty.

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@kunley_drukpa Without migration, Britain would never have had such funny racist jokes.

The 70s man. You had to be there.😈

[LiamLFC @nala9202]

@WireSpy92

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@serene_euphoria @MythoYookay Well okay. Second world then. Don't harsh my cope, bro.

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@WealdenWake @MythoYookay Shit. 😒

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@MrBrendanCox Indeed Bren. It's just the latest isolated incident in a long, long line of isolated incidents. Nothing to see here, no pattern or anything, just move along and remember that the real victims here are the muslims.

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@asdasdasda4zf @MythoYookay No they are not, you silly little man.

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[Star Spangled Ballers @SpangledBallers]

It’ll be a while before we play England

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@Keir_Starmer All you have to do is give them nothing. No allowances, no free hotel/HMO stays, no free NHS treatment. Make it clear that if they come, they'll be homeless and have no money.

The problem will be resolved within a month, I'm telling you.

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@JohnDel07758671 @RupertLowe10 Fucking Paddington in the profile too. Jesus Christ. Utterly deluded mooncalf.

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@KemiBadenoch Just as I thought, it was all basically -

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@GuidoFawkes It already is legal, isn't it? 😂

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@TheCriticalDri2 Hmm. I dunno, Hugh comes across as a bit precious in this. Not sure Janet's criticism is entirely justified, but a rebuttal which involves comparing House to Bach symphonies is...well, a bit fucking much, frankly. 😂

[Marcus @Marcus___007]

Boat person Mo, recently arrived from Somalia, who claims to be 15 (and believed, despite his beard & adams apple) is going to lose his fucking mind when he realises that his new phone will only allow him online if he can prove he's over 16

You know, having destroyed all his ID

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It's rapidly becoming clear that until politicians can prove their refugees are safe for under-16s, a ban is the only way to stem the harms that are happening right now.

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

The Prime Minister is right to call on tech giants to act to protect children from harmful images.

It's rapidly becoming clear that until companies can prove their platforms are safe for under-16s, a ban is the only way to stem the harms that are happening right now.

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@KemiBadenoch I'm guessing it'll be things you could've fixed during your 14 years in power, right?