Metlstorm

News pundit and junior sysadmin @riskybusiness, ex Chief Badger Officer @kiwicon. @[email protected] on Mastodon

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Like many people, I'm pretty much resigned to Twitter being a legacy platform now, and have moved over to Mastodon (https://t.co/EIjkg94Y7p) as my daily driver infosec-chums-hangout place. See you there, don't expect much new content or good DM response times here. 👋

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@darrenpauli @riskybusiness @secureisd

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@argvee @riskybusiness It was cold! Also, if it helps redeem me at all, it’s a GRIMFROST brand one from Sweden, who sell Viking merch, and is part run by the singer from Amon Amarth 🤘

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@riskybusiness @fancy_4n6 Face for podcasting

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@fancy_4n6 you need to invest in the classic goths-in-hot-weather black lace parasol

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@Jeremy_Kirk @DennisF @riskybusiness @AISA_National @fancy_4n6 Risky biz merch store idea! Non infringing adidas knock offs with the logo

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@DennisF @Jeremy_Kirk @riskybusiness @AISA_National @fancy_4n6 Can’t report on Russian cyber crime without gopnik chic

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so very deeply classified 😂 we had no idea, im shocked, SHOCKED i tell you

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Eyyyyy its coming out day for the GCSB! You know we all knew, right? And we've been cool with it forever🌈

(excerpt from a speech GCSB Dir-Gen Hampton gave at the "Wairarapa Branch of the New Zealand Institute of International Affairs" -talk about a safe audience lol- last week)

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@moirathemaori @NZStuff I am familiar with ads, yeah. This is my very not thirsty work browser profile, logged into my wholesome corp gsuite/workspace.

Its showin' it to me cause machine learning says middle aged white man, who's bidding more, cars, boobs or hearing aids? Doesn't mean I gotta like it

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Hey @NZStuff, I'm the titular "expert" of this article https://t.co/msl3ovJ6Og and I am not okay with you selling clickbait porn ads objectifying women adjacent to my work persona.

I understand the reality of funding media and online advertising. But this? Not Okay.

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@cyberxduck @DAlperovitch @riskybusiness @CYBERWARCON (Also send me one)

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@cyberxduck @DAlperovitch @riskybusiness It’s the new “no shirt, no shoes, no worries” that everyone’s local beach town has on their tshirts

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@tobyallen @riskybusiness best not to ask

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Had I know we'd still be flogging this poster 13 years later, I mighta kerned it better....

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@darrenpauli @kylieengineer little known fact that that is babby @lucilu in that gif

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@kylieengineer You can do it Kylie, you can get clean. I mean if I can…

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@hroethgar That is my professional expertise

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The more they stay the same

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The more things change 😭

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@riskybusiness @dcuthbert @charlvdwalt heh i was just writing the answer to this tweet 🙃 its almost like I know what questions you're gonna ask for some reason.

That thing we talked about a few weeks ago, how much of a pain in the ass it is to silently bodge in an extension into chrome....