S.E.Karlsen

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Mostly FPL/ESF and european football. Occasional goofy shit.

RUSSIAN WARSHIP, GO FUCK YOURSELF!🇺🇦

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

This studio will never forget this historical moment.

[S.E.Karlsen @Metroflektor]

@BitcoinIntelX BAY 4 - 1 ARS

[The Index Mint @TheIndexMint]

Internet Speed 🛜

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

Manchester United's 'ticker' banner depicting the last time Manchester City won a trophy is back up at Old Trafford.

The banner was a fixture in the 2000s, but was taken down after City won the FA Cup in 2011, by which time it had risen to ‘35 YEARS’.

United fans have made their own ruling on City’s guilty verdict on Premier League charges, wiping all the trophies won since the Abu Dhabi takeover, and reinstalling the counter at ‘51 YEARS’, dating all the way back to their League Cup win in 1976.

📸 @lauriewhitwell

🔗 https://t.co/mSco2XPEAh

[🅾🅻🅳 🅱🅰🅻🅳 🅶🅾🅾🅽🅴🆁 @OBG_AFC]

Six-time French champions Bordeaux, sanctioned in the summer for financial irregularities, will play in the sixth tier of French football this season, the Nouvelle-Aquitaine league confirmed on Thursday.

Over to you, Premier League....

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

It started with Carlos Tevez in 2009.

The Argentine striker arrived in the Abu Dhabi United Group's first season of disguised funding at Manchester City — a year in which the club splashed a £128million (net) on players, when the rest of the Premier League spent only £145m.

Across the nine years covering financial charges brought by an independent commission, City spent £1.388billion on new players.

In part three of a special investigation, @CWeatherspoon_ looks at how City supercharged their own squad while weakening their rivals.

https://t.co/oSNne5Zv9R

[Cantona Collars AKA Larry @Cantona_Collars]

In other news, six-time French champions Bordeaux have been relegated to the SIXTH tier of French football following financial irregularities.

A club with a proud history, reduced to regional football.

Apparently, financial rules are supposed to have consequences

Who knew? 🍷

[Premier League Out Of Context @PL__OOC]

What a reply … 😂😂😂

[Mohammed Ahamed @Mo_Ahamed]

Gåsehud. For meg er og blir @KasperWikestad en av de aller største vi har i Norge. Det engasjementet smitter noe helt vanvittig. For noen øyeblikk du har servert oss!

[karo @ryersonfc]

this commentary is so iconic i’ll never move on

[💀 Brent Di Cassare 💀 @NoobGoneBadX]

THE PEP FILES. PART 6: The Unchecked Empire

Chapter 1: The Machine
When Pep Guardiola landed in Manchester in 2016, the world was promised a pure tactical revolution. They got a machine built on an unprecedented scale:

Infinite Cash: Every summer, record-breaking cheques were signed to rebuild an already elite squad. Full-backs for £60m, defenders for £80m, midfielders for £100m. If a signing didn't adapt immediately, they were benched and replaced the very next window.
Stolen Talent: To maintain a net-profit, City’s network reached deep into rival academies. Young prospects were enticed from smaller English and foreign clubs with off-the-books perks, housing for families and unrecorded cash incentives. City were hit with official PL bans for illegal youth recruitment, but by then, the academy assembly line was already generating hundreds of millions by selling off talent they never intended to play.

Chapter 2: The Biological Anomaly/Doping Fines
On the pitch, Pep demanded a level of suffocating, 90-minute pressing that seemed humanly impossible over a 60-game season.
When key stars broke down, biological norms were shattered:
When Kevin De Bruyne, Rodri, or Vincent Kompany suffered severe ligament or hamstring tears, they didn't recover in Manchester. They were immediately flown to Catalonia to ‘’consult’’ with Pep’s personal circle, including Dr. Ramón Cugat. Injuries that should have sidelined players for months vanished in weeks.
The Anti-Doping Blindspots: Regulatory oversight was repeatedly bypassed. City was hit with multiple fines by the FA and UEFA for breaching anti-doping "whereabouts" rules, failing to inform testers where players would be for unannounced drug tests. Brushed off by the media as minor administrative slips, it meant key recovery windows were left completely unmonitored.

Chapter 3: Pep’s Dark Arts
Tactically, Pep perfected an art form that ruined opposition transitions
Whenever an opponent launched a counter-attack, City players immediately dragged them down in the opposition half. Under standard refereeing guidelines, persistent team fouling triggers immediate yellow cards. Yet, week after week, City executed these tactical fouls with complete refereeing immunity.
Then came the calls. Dubious handballs, phantom offsides, and late penalty decisions routinely fell in City's favor during tight title races.
Suspicion turned into outrage when it was revealed that active top-tier Premier League referees, including Michael Oliver, were taking private, handsomely paid trips to officiate in the UAE. The referees were taking side-deals directly from the state that owns City, only to fly back to England and officiate City’s most critical league games.

Chapter 4: The Press Silenced & The Local Kings
Beyond the pitch lay the most calculated weapon of all: controlling the narrative through intimidation and political capture.
Silencing the Press: Journalists attempting to cover the irregularities or off-pitch dealings were met with swift hostility. Investigative reporters like Nick Harris had their home addresses published online, faced targeted online harassment campaigns, and saw intense pressure placed directly on their media executives to pull stories. Legal threats were used like a sledgehammer, ensuring that most mainstream outlets fell into line and stuck strictly to pitch tactics. 
Red Carpet Municipal Power: Locally, City Council authorities and regional politicians didn't just welcome the state project, they effectively merged with it. Sweetheart land deals granted exclusive "first refusal" rights over vast swaths of East Manchester land to the club's owners without open public competition. Public officials were showered with high-end hospitality, including direct £87k procurement contracts awarded to venue entities within 48 hours of hosting politicians. Local politicians treated the club as a holy institution, providing political cover while brushing aside structural gaps in public oversight

[Football Meets Data @fmeetsdata]

Undefeated week for 🇳🇴 Norway, with 4/5 teams playing away!

🇭🇷 D. Zagreb - Viking 🇳🇴 2-2
🇳🇱 NEC - Bodø/Glimt 🇳🇴 1-3
🇦🇱 Egnatia - Lillestrøm 🇳🇴 0-0
🇬🇷 PAOK - Brann 🇳🇴 1-1
🇳🇴 Tromsø - Brighton 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 0-0

Next week has the potential to be the best in Norwegian club football history.

[S.E.Karlsen @Metroflektor]

@80s_channel -Blue waffle🙈

[Ahmedõv @a5medv]

المقطع الاكثر حذفًا في تويتر من امبارح

المقطع ده الفيفا بتطارده بحقوق النشر من امبارح وكل اللي بينشره بيتقفله حسابه او المقطع ينحذف

ده باختصار ملخص الاخطاء التحكيمية امبارح وملخص المدعرة اللي عملها الحكم القذر ضد مصر

اتفرجوا بعينكم … ظلم بيّن وسرقة

[ABSOLUTE CR7 @AbsoluteGOATBR]

O momento exato em que Van Dijk percebeu que a Copa do Mundo de 2022 estava MANIPULADA para Messi e a Argentina

Van Dijk sabia que não podia fazer absolutamente nada.

[Clinch @ClinchRMCF]

Who made this😭😭

[بهاء خليل Bahaa khaleel @rosemag_3]

هذا الهدف المصري الملغى
سيبقى شاهدأ على فساد الفيفا
الى الابد

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[The Final Whistle @Rufus_45]

There have been many memorable highlights at this World Cup, but the Norway fans have truly stolen the show! Their iconic Viking Row celebrations will be remembered as one of the defining moments of the 2026 World Cup.

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

These African teams all ultimately lost to European teams after conceding at the 86th minute 🤔

Unlucky timing for the Ivory Coast, DR Congo and Senegal 😔