Jack the Dog

Hello, I'm Jack, an epileptic, Jack Russell. No problems, as long as Andy Blackmore remembers my medication. I'm 16 next August, and partial to Custard Creams.

[Jack the Dog @MetrosMutt]

So deflated I think I'm about to cry, five more years of greed, selfishness, and the madness of austerity. How did this happen?

[Jack the Dog @MetrosMutt]

@lbc You profess to care about the future of the Labour Party and then in the name of unity you bring Mike Gapes into the conversation? A man who embodies every thing that is wrong with the party? How wrong can you be!

[Jack the Dog @MetrosMutt]

This vile outdated comedic farce is well beyond its sell-by-date. Fuck the honours system and the nepotistic status quo it perpetuates. It is simply, not fit for purpose and has no place in any modern society.

[Gretel Ensignia @GretelEnsignia]

@LBC Matt Stadlen why don’t you mention Iain Duncan Smith being knighted he sent thousands into misery with universal credit

[Jack the Dog @MetrosMutt]

@WendyHouseChic @HughFW @jeremycorbyn Ok boomer.

[Jack the Dog @MetrosMutt]

@HughFW That I'll wake up and it all will have been some horrible dream. And that Boris is where he should be - doing time in an open prison.

[Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall @HughFW]

Anyone else been spending time this weekend desperately hoping for breaking news, or some gaffe, tweet or meme that unambiguously reveals to all just what a disaster it would be to hand Boris Johnson a majority on Thursday?

[Imperial War Museums @I_W_M]

See the First World War through the lenses of Christina Broom, Britain's first female press photographer, and Olive Edis, Britain's first female war photographer: https://t.co/AlTVyd8lQc

[BadSouthernRail @BadSouthernRail]

6, To all politicians and managers who run this misbegotten shitshow - your greed, incompetence and callousness have ruined lives. On behalf of everyone forced to endure your daily cockwittery - GO FUCK YOURSELVES YOU FUCK-FACED FUCKHEADS

[Marietje Schaake @MarietjeSchaake]

Every time I talk to British media, the question ‘do you think the EU wants to punish Britain?’ is asked.... while in fact most Europeans pitty the way in which the UK punishes itself #Brexit

[Graeme Hall @GraemeDogfather]

“Dogs have a way of finding the people who need them, and filling an emptiness we didn’t even know we had.” -Thom Jones #quotes #dogquotes #quotesaboutdogs

[Jack the Dog @MetrosMutt]

I shall never underestimate the simple pleasure of being cool again. #ukheatwave

[Jack the Dog @MetrosMutt]

@SGNgas once again another night without sleep - please I've had almost twenty years of this now!

[Jack the Dog @MetrosMutt]

https://t.co/rxUDjMVzGX @AP_Magazine The online version of my first piece in AP in many years. A HUGE thanks to all who helped it happen.

[Jack the Dog @MetrosMutt]

Please, if you get chance, check out my new website: https://t.co/dT7d2IP8pf

[Jack the Dog @MetrosMutt]

@sirrogermoore Great seeing the Man Who Haunted Himself getting exposure it deserves. Cracking performance and the best dressed man in film

[Jack the Dog @MetrosMutt]

If you can, watch this. https://t.co/R2hHovKGoT

[Lorraine Ash🌻 💙 @Jimmibabe]

Abu Warrd 'The last gardener of Aleppo', may he be at peace. I noted his words quickly #c4news @Channel4News

[Jack the Dog @MetrosMutt]

The last gardner of Aleppo - possibly the sadest documentry I've even seen. #c4news #Syria

[Jack the Dog @MetrosMutt]

A room with a view - Dymchurch.

[Jack the Dog @MetrosMutt]

Boris Jonson as Foreign Secretary! The world has gone fucking mad.