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lol/lmao

2006 TIME Magazine Person of the Year

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2 liter of @CocaCola costs $0.88 where I live. Yet a 20 oz bottle of water (likely the same water source in the Coca Cola) costs $1.29.

Someday I hope we'll care as much about obesity and heart disease as we do the pandemic.

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@RocketLab Yo, can I get one of these for a truck project?

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@WHOOP How do we request updates? I'd love to see power meter data somehow incorporated for us cyclists.

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#GoogleIO used to be so fun. RIP

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@disclosetv We can either eat 2,000,000 crickets or 1 cow. Your choice vegans, how many lives do you want to suffer?

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@elonmusk "Each one brings billions to local economies..." Lol, such a massive lie.

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@trynamang @linusgsebastian "Y'all get too sentimental on behalf of other ppl." sooooo...like what you're doing as well? Hey, look, we both can have an opinion. :-) And let's be honest, shoutouts (links to their pages in the description) only happened after they were confronted it sounds like.

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@krassenstein @JDVance

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@PokemonGOHubNet Don't worry, they'll remember to forget to turn them on.

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@SupraGamesUG

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@Not_the_Bee iTs NoT tHe DoG

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@Braves We're breaking records that no one wants to break. WS incoming.

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@SupraGamesUG Hopefully the games don't become as political as this post.

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@drolbygames @PolarisProgram @SpaceX 425 days.

Sorry, wrong mission, that's Boeing.

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@JsinLegacy Roast ya own beans!

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@TomClark20 Who

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@Braves_Rumors Oh, if only this stuff wasn't printed upon every ticket or agreed upon when you buy tickets....

https://t.co/LaBs2uFmY3

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@frnkwlf Haven't paid a thing and still use it.

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@JsinLegacy But you can't get a @PennStationSubs !

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@TheAKGuy Just need someone to go after Mr. Crenshaw next.