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@kylemetz_ @MrBillyShakes patent pending

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@marylenzart So sweet! Very cool

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@calebsaysthings Oh god

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Fella next to me on bart keeps nodding off or is just very agreeable.

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@BiIIyShakes @thekalestandard 10. I’ve been to shy to correct anyone

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My mom’s @Bitmoji game is so strong.

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Yay! https://t.co/3naIR0fKQu

[Downtown Berkeley Association @dwntwnberkeley]

Hey! Check out this new video...
https://t.co/t2tUkqF7G1
#ItsOurDowntown #OurNewDowntown #DowntownBerkeleyRocks

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@NickSwardson @DavidSpade @BreaImprov I’ve never seen true beauty before this night. Quoting a friend.

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Just used my sock to pony my tail, because I forgot a hair tie. Don’t worry Mom, I’m doing just fine as an adult. @24hourfitness

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If anyone on @SFBART right now is wondering who(m) smells like scrambled eggs, @GordanRamsey_ style...it’s me and my breakfast.

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@OrvilleIV I love this show so much.

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One benefit about folks that vocal fry is that you can hear them from very far away. If you’re lost, it’s those that will find you. Or you find them. Whatever.

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#NewProfilePic

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With the extra holiday consumption begets a noticeable response in flatulence on @SFBART. Happy holidays!!

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@thomaslennon seriously though, we have a Civic Center park re-opening in January near UC Berkeley... I think Berkeley could use a laugh

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Thanks @thomaslennon ‘s intern for liking my tweet! Tell Thomas he is invited to Berkeley. We have some pretty shifty parks here too!

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The week before #Thanksgiving2017... Anyone else prepping their menu and family convo about celebrity masterbation harassment and trophy bans? What pairs well with a two-handed figi water bottle?

[Grunt n click @gruntandclick]

Signs we approaching the holiday season:
1- it’s colder outside
2- leaves falling from trees
3- conservative outrage at Starbucks cups

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@kelizabitt It’s such a great idea to promote community space! It’s got my mind stirring with ideas