Simon Gary

Author of the comic novels Gone to the Dogs and its prequel Thryke - The Man That Nobody Knew.
Blogger and purveyor of flash fiction. #WritingCommunity

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My new novel, "Thryke: The Man That Nobody Knew" is available now!
It is already being described as "understated, subtle and incredibly moving."
Come and acquaint yourself with Cornelius Thryke, the legendary actor!
https://t.co/Dn9iP8oXB1

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A lot of column inches are devoted to the problem of aggressive dogs.

But no one is addressing the unseen problem.

What about those owners terrorised by passive aggressive dogs? Let's spare a thought for them.

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@abosalaharena I would have thought it has been prepped fro penalty shootouts.

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@hicasamadim 72, I think.

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Arf!

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So, what should I be reading this summer? ##amreading

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I feel a bit torn about the Middlesbrough game tomorrow. Yes, I want @SouthamptonFC to smash them, but equally, I don't want to upset @RealBobMortimer.

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Just finished watching the latest series of @YoungOffenders_ There is a remarkable depth to the writing that you don't often see now. It's gone under the radar of many, but it's a very rewarding watch.

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@mattletiss7 @SouthamptonFC One can only hope! I'm 51, so didn't know much about that one!

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Fantastic effort from @englandcricket , but not quite enough.
Well played India and good luck in the final.
#T20WC2026

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First look at the script!

📸 Jim Howick via Instagram

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@simonfarnaby I do miss Button House.

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I was concerned England didn't have enough, but well done to the bowlers and some charitable Sri Lankan batting.
#T20WorldCup2026

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@VictoriaCoren In the world of the bleak, Small Prophets shows what people can achieve with kindness and a love for creativity. It's a beacon of joy.

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My wife bought me this. It's marvellous!
#amreading #ulysses #jamesjoyce

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Apparently, Adam Armstrong has suffered "a knock."

Chinny reckon.

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I've always called him Charlie Bingham.

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@ExtremeFootbal4 Didn't he keep hugging her when she came on?

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@StickToCricket Test Cricket, by some distance.

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It's a shame, but you can tell that #winterwatch has absolutely nothing.

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@chess_feed Kf2