The Camels have acquired a world-renowned striker at what many believe to be a discount price. Overlooked by many teams because of his asthma, the Camels truly believe he. can. Do It. The Camels officially announce the acquisition of Carlton Ulysses Wheezer.
The Pork to Beef connection was sizzling in Jeff Beefs debut. The fans could be heard miles from the park chanting “good grief give it to beef.”
Final Score
Camels Do It : 3
La Familia : 2
Camels Do It, undaunted by odds, unwearied in their constant challenge and mortal danger, have reached Division One by their prowess and by their devotion. Today we may say aloud before an awe-struck world, We are still masters of our fate. We still are captain of our souls.
John Pork’s debut last night had fans in awe. One supporter had this to say:
“Sometimes there’s a man—I won’t say a hero, because what’s a hero? But sometimes there a man. And I’m talking about John Pork here, sometimes there’s a man who, well, he’s my best fucking friend.”