Johnny Cruz

My aim is true

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LET MY NUT BE TRUE

[Johnny Cruz @MexicanLego]

Time to get hashtag #gigalooted :) #LethalCompany

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@modestbaseball #FreeFlippy #StandTowerUnited

[Egg Vending Machine @modestbaseball]

Unban Flippy 2023 !!!

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Future is out there fucking up some commas while I'm trying to fuck up some bitches

(in a consensual, sexual way and only if the woman is into it. If she isn't into it or me thats cool cause I respect women and their boundaries. I have friends that are women.)

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@modestbaseball E

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The way Draven tosses his axes in the air makes me wish he could toss my salad instead 😫 😩

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Playing Stardew Valley when I need to be dewing some girl's valley

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Yeah I got A.N.X.I.E.T.Y

A - Anxiety
N - No hoes
X - Xylophone
I - I got no hoes
E - Emotional shits
T - The fact that I got no hoes
Y - Yogurt

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Playing ARAM right now when I need to be ramming some ass smh

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When SpongeBob has sex does he use all his holes?

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@adrianatherobot @modestbaseball My impression is easily better than the original

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Sometimes I wish there was a clone of me cause I bet hearing my own jokes would be the best.

Not to mention I'd probably give some great-

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@modestbaseball @adrianatherobot I think I'd be willing to be his bottom. He does have a big "spear"

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@modestbaseball @adrianatherobot This whole thread is going to be tough to top going forward.

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@modestbaseball You think when he gets going he sounds like this?

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@modestbaseball You know what they say,

Give a man a fish you feed him for a day, give a man a Fizz and he'll never be full again

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If a fish moans in the ocean and no one is around to hear it, did it really moan?

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@modestbaseball If they did I would still suck on those toes

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Does Sonic the Hedgehog give faster hand jobs or faster blow jobs? 🤔