Egg Vending Machine

my wooper in bio

[Fay Brady @FayBrady36]

Crash Bandicoot when you ignore the game for 10 seconds

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

ads are getting a little to targeted for my liking

[【ｗｏｒｍｓ】 @magicianscard]

Who up washing they isopod

[josie (BLUE TICK) @abisenders]

IAN WATKINS DEAD

[Egg Vending Machine @modestbaseball]

Gang im meeting one of my besties irl for the first time today n we have spoke every day for 5 years im so nervous what do I say

[Egg Vending Machine @modestbaseball]

@Bxydy7 It fills me with giggles

[Egg Vending Machine @modestbaseball]

@Bxydy7 Ur telling me!! 3 weeks and carbs are in EVERYTHING

[Egg Vending Machine @modestbaseball]

Gang i need the HEAVIEST protein meals u guys have to recommend with the least carbs I know yall know whats up

[Egg Vending Machine @modestbaseball]

@Bxydy7 YIPEE thank u so much im needing to meal prep and it is so darn HARD

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

this photograph gives the impression the bear hired the photographer

[Egg Vending Machine @modestbaseball]

Gang im going to one of my favourite gigs in the world tomorrow what the hELL chat

Turnovers 10yr peripheral vision tour GRAHH

[Egg Vending Machine @modestbaseball]

The first crispy leaf of september, cold ass air and rain - i gotta make soups and play night in the woods and watch over the garden wall again

[Egg Vending Machine @modestbaseball]

Sorry to heart on sleeve it, but I appreciate it if you've read these posts alone

Fundraiser link: https://t.co/tTA4xjxCfI
Raised through @tiltify

Charity (hope for the day) :
https://t.co/phqt8bL6Cp

[Egg Vending Machine @modestbaseball]

Dylan, words dont do justice for the person that you are, and i wish everyone got to meet you and love you like I did, you deserved all the love the world could offer. How 5 years has passed already isnt right, ill love you forever and endlessly. 💛

[Egg Vending Machine @modestbaseball]

In honour of Dylan, and Fraser - ill be doing a fundraiser through a charity that meant a lot to us, i understand times are tough right now and not everyone will be able to donate, but even a share - to spread the good that this charity does would mean the world to me

[Egg Vending Machine @modestbaseball]

I wish I could experience what its like to shoot fat fucking ropes

[Entomemeology @entomemeology]

🤷‍♂️

[ems 🫧 @atotalposer]

THE NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALLED THE MINI CROSSWORD

[Egg Vending Machine @modestbaseball]

GRAAAAH

[PALE CHORD @palechord]

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