Hey @Qantas . I’m trying to get from CBR to LHR with two children. After sending us to MEL to wait 5 extra hours for a delayed flight, we’re now going to LGW via DXB from SIN with @emirates but on the second leg all three of us are seated far apart. Not right for a 7 year old.
Amsterdam airport police running after hundreds of climate activists blocking private jets while on bicycles is objectively funny https://t.co/nhiVnblHGg
@doublejmornings Never thought I’d see Duran Duran live but I did, at one of the best, most eclectic concerts ever, with Robbie Williams and Machine Gun Fellatio in 2003
@charliepick I will never understand how Americans care so much about ‘protecting’ unborn children with all their anti-abortion laws, but couldn’t care less about protecting their kids once they’re born
Woke up this morning to find that the new prime minister of Australia had quoted my lyrics in his first press conference: “Just because you’re going forwards, doesn’t mean I’m going backwards”. Here’s my response to that welcome news.