Tyrone Mguni

Your friendly neighborhood hacker | PHP is not a real language | JavaScript is a subtle attack to the fabric of society

[Tyrone Mguni @MguniTyrone]

@code_surfers @windsurf I’m having the same problem and it is pissing me off

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Who has lost 20 matches this season?

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

@MrBoldOne @EmiratesFACup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.

[Tyrone Mguni @MguniTyrone]

Surely I can’t be the only one noticing that @WindsurfCurrent pushed a weird update recently that floods CPU and RAM resources until the computer crashes? Jesus Christ man, this needs to be fixed ASAP! How on earth do you guys use 20 gigs of RAM to run your program?

[Tyrone Mguni @MguniTyrone]

@TGL #stop

[Tyrone Mguni @MguniTyrone]

@_Riyatwt I know this because I generate it a lot myself 🤣

[Tyrone Mguni @MguniTyrone]

@wealth_united_ Probably because Kelvin De Byrne doesn’t exist mate

[Pallav | RAG Expert @vibingmonk]

STOP making fun of different programming languages

C is FAST

Java is POPULAR

Ruby is COOL

Python is BEAUTIFUL

Javascript

Haskell is INTRIGUING

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Florian Wirtz completed 0011 (Nein eleven) on 9/11

[Tyrone Mguni @MguniTyrone]

@ItsAmahAdoma In the closet

[Tyrone Mguni @MguniTyrone]

@TheMahleek Arsenal 🤷🏼‍♂️. The are very often their own ops

[Tyrone Mguni @MguniTyrone]

@walkingtoglory @BarcaTimes Laughs in 15 UCLs

[Tyrone Mguni @MguniTyrone]

@Dominus_Kelvin “Undefined is not a function” has entered the chat

[Tyrone Mguni @MguniTyrone]

@csaba_kissi main.go

[Tyrone Mguni @MguniTyrone]

@enisco People here clearly have no idea how xss works. If you store your token in local storage, it means JavaScript can access it. If your JavaScript can an access it, malicious JavaScript can access it! That’s why the best is to use http only cookies which JavaScript cannot access.

[Tyrone Mguni @MguniTyrone]

@ericzakariasson I changed my configs in my CI/CD a billion times. Bloody hell!

[Tyrone Mguni @MguniTyrone]

@AmorimEra_ It’s even worse to waste him on the bench.

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Happy Birthday, Benjani! 🫵🩵

[Tyrone Mguni @MguniTyrone]

@sam_dzivah Nigerian prince