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HK Gooner, IN Arteta WE Trsut Amateurs call it genius. Master call it practice. I love HK 3000.

[Jan Aage Fjørtoft 🇳🇴 @JanAageFjortoft]

Brentford 1-0

Chelsea’s 5th - fifth - goal conceded at set-pieces this season

No camera on the set-piece coach when conceding, mister Producer?

This set-piece-coach-mania in the Premier League….hilarious

And when I am at it….do set-piece- coaches have to stand in front of the bench at every set-piece?

Thank you for your attention to this matter

[now.arsenal @now_arsenaI]

🚨Arsenal are exploring a major redevelopment of their London Colney training ground.

The plans are still at an early stage and could change, but the project would represent a significant investment in Arsenal’s infrastructure.

[@arseblog]

[The United Stand @UnitedStandMUFC]

"WHAT THE FUCK?" 🤬

[AFCAMDEN @AFCAMDEN]

Gyokeres helped us win the league last season - for that, we can all be appreciative and grateful. Is he the level we require for the long-term? No. But we’re gonna need him to do better than what he’s producing right now as the current showing is worse than last year.

[Osman @OsmanZtheGooner]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Charlie Hayne @charlie_hayne96]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

The Man United cycle

[No Context Fan TV @NoContext_FanTv]

SAEED GENERATIONAL CRASHOUTTTTTT😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣😭

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Taking centre stage 🌟

Max Dowman is your Player of the Match 👏

🤝 @WhatsApp

[Carabao Cup @Carabao_Cup]

The Max Dowman show 💫

Enjoy all of the goals as @Arsenal cruise into Round Four 🏆

#EFL | #CarabaoCup

[Mario Cortegana @MarioCortegana]

⚡️Real Madrid working on a deal to sign JJ Gabriel from Manchester United, with club confident
➕Barcelona, PSG or Bayern Munich among the suitors
➕The 15-year-old winger is asking to leave Manchester United to become a free agent
@TheAthleticFC
https://t.co/pPWC44ZYyo

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

Dowman scores for Arsenal! Currently 16, made his debut at 15. But JJ and his family are wrong for wanting out of a club that won't use him..

[Isaan Khan @IsaanKhan_]

In the red half of Manchester, a 15-year-old child in JJ Gabriel is trying to force a way out of his club.

It's a different story in the red portion of London, Max Dowman, 16, lighting up Portman Road with an emphatic brace.

It was also a promising ad to talented youths across the country - like JJ Gabriel. Despite Arsenal's strength in depth, there is still a pathway for kids to breakthrough #afc
https://t.co/57nFSWRNKX

[AFCAMDEN @AFCAMDEN]

One thing you can’t teach a player is composure - and Marli Salmon has that in abundance. Only thing really holding him back is his frame and experience. Once he fills out, he’ll be able to compete in duels much more evenly and will be even more impressive.

[AFCAMDEN @AFCAMDEN]

Dowman is gonna have the nastiest goal catalogue. Sits defenders down for fun.

[Rising Stars XI @RisingStarXI]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 💫 MAX DOWMAN (16) OPENS THE SCORE!

WHAT A MOMENT! 🔴🔥

[The United Stand @UnitedStandMUFC]

🚨 JJ Gabriel refused to train today and now won't be part of the matchday squad tomorrow against Brighton in the Carabao Cup.

United are confused by his request to leave the club. [@TyMarshall_MEN] #mufc

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴 JJ Gabriel has formally asked to leave Manchester United by terminating his contract.

15 year old wonderkid, wanted by all the top clubs in the world — not only in England. 👀

JJ asked for immediate termination, as @TimesSport reported.

Manchester United still hopeful to change the stance and keep JJ Gabriel but player side pushing for an exit.

[Matt Law @Matt_Law_DT]

Exclusive: 15-year-old wonderkid JJ Gabriel tells Manchester United he wants to leave and asks for his registration to be cancelled #mufc

- Plus, a big read on how it ever got to this for a club famed for developing the country's best young talent

https://t.co/WkF9B6OhbZ

[AFCAMDEN @AFCAMDEN]

Rio Ngumoha to Arsenal. Discuss.