Mickey Mouse Super Bowl bc of that one call sadly. didn’t really matter who won, just sad it turned into the ref show. they clearly forgot we weren’t watching for them
The China balloon situation is hilarious because everyone knows we're being lied to about some angle of this but no one can put their finger on what the lie is.
I get it bro I’m definitely a 19 year old intern running the second biggest mascot Twitter in pro sports please don’t forget to put the hash browns in the bag your girlfriend always complains when the hash browns are missing
You could raise corporate taxes by 50% and you still wouldn’t balance the budget
We don’t have a taxing too little problem, we have a spending too much problem
I just want to take a moment to acknowledge the haters, sickos, frauds, nerds, news boys, Billy the Marlin, burner users, losers, wild card participation award winners, Homer enjoyers, and many others
your dullness helps me continue to shine
all love and zero respect