The Mountain Man

I am The Michigan Mountain Man. Don't be fooled by the imitators. Coming to a mountain near you.

[The Mountain Man @MiMountainMan]

Two things:

1st - I’d absolutely wreck that dudes trails on a mountain bike. #SingleSpeed #FixedGear

2nd - I once carved a trail through 69 mountains. @Rad_Dad_3 #KnowsWhatImTalkingAbout https://t.co/Xj1HGNJNau

[NandighoshaTV @NandighoshaTV]

#EXCLUSIVE #NewsWorldOdisha
Jalandhar Nayak of #Kandhamal turns the #MountainMan of #Odisha by his expedition of carving a path to his house through 5 mountains; He has managed to carve a 8ft wide road trough 3 mountains so far.
#NewsWorldOdisha Discovers The #Manjhi of #Odisha

[The Mountain Man @MiMountainMan]

Nah... he’s actually staring out at me doing a sick triple cut-back reverse.

This photo was snapped at the exact moment he realized his beard will never be as epic as mine. The envy is palpable, you can taste it in his frozen tears. https://t.co/UdIzBqIzYL

[Duck Daddy @BillyBasston]

@MiMountainMan is that you?!

[The Mountain Man @MiMountainMan]

You’re welcome. https://t.co/u5GH3y6qC5

[The Mountain Man @MiMountainMan]

#ClassicCarl https://t.co/fBUWIFZHMt

[MLive @MLive]

Opossum breaks into liquor store, drinks entire bottle of bourbon https://t.co/a7EDrWQ1Aq

[The Mountain Man @MiMountainMan]

PER @NPR FLOODING IN TEXAS HAS COVERED AN AREA THE SIZE OF LAKE MICHIGAN https://t.co/W6UncHwQq0

[The Mountain Man @MiMountainMan]

@LizLizardpants

[The Mountain Man @MiMountainMan]

Hey @LizLizardpants ...

What's the opposite of...

1. Always?
2. Coming?
3. From?
4. Take?
5. Me?
6. Down?

[The Mountain Man @MiMountainMan]

Idea for a Mardi Gras game where you earn beads by answering trivia questions. I call it "show us your wits"

[The Mountain Man @MiMountainMan]

Don't know what Yaktrax are, but I DO NOT recommend yak scat. #SuperSlippery https://t.co/Jk2eEYVcWa

[The Mountain Man @MiMountainMan]

I only participate in sports that mandate the use of woodland creature's bones as body armor and require riding a moose and/or grizzly bear. https://t.co/1Qe3gYeZ4s

[The Mountain Man @MiMountainMan]

If someone could sync this up with the drum break in the middle of "In The Air The Tonight" that'd be great...

https://t.co/7GSGLdTlYw

[The Mountain Man @MiMountainMan]

Worst. Pole. Dance. Ever. https://t.co/KqM0AEeqET

[UpNorthLive News @upnorthlive]

Watch: Big bear pulls a Baloo in front of trail camera: https://t.co/HN8AWsuWLI

[The Mountain Man @MiMountainMan]

Bear obesity is a serious problem. I cannot and will not condone anyone making light of this tragic disease. #BlackBearLivesMatter https://t.co/st35FWF63R

[The Mountain Man @MiMountainMan]

You're a famous quote of his. #YourMom https://t.co/F04A7ZRve1

[The Mountain Man @MiMountainMan]

"Anything in a bottle is better than anything"

- me

[The Mountain Man @MiMountainMan]

AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO IF WASN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING KIDS AND YOUR DOG! https://t.co/hAu0AW3ITS

[U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service @USFWS]

Special Agent helps intercept nearly $200,000 worth of dried rats on sticks: https://t.co/fFmihaomBA

[The Mountain Man @MiMountainMan]

Worst. Bachelor. Party. Ever.

[The Mountain Man @MiMountainMan]

False... Wooden Nickel Bar, Marquette is the best scene in Michigan. https://t.co/9WNTurFRVT

[The Mountain Man @MiMountainMan]

I'm the greatest surfer that's never surfed. #Facts

[The Mountain Man @MiMountainMan]

Scaring me up some Sasquatchi ... #Plural https://t.co/3NxzrY3s9P