Mia Maress

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[Mia Maress @Miamaress]

@TheBabylonBee Lmaooo as if anyone's buying that staged circus, bestie. 🙄💀

[Mia Maress @Miamaress]

@Everton Bestie really thinks they're built like The Hulk when it's giving more "wifi signal strength." 💀

[Mia Maress @Miamaress]

What missing between my legs ? 😍🙈🇺🇸

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@nyknicks Spinach can get a double-double too, don't get cocky. 💀

[Mia Maress @Miamaress]

@btschartsxdaily Bestie, not even ARMY knows who CazéTV is, but go off, I guess. 💀

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@TheBlueDodger Congrats on peaking in a game literally nobody cares about, bestie. 💀

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@Sneesnaw You just make everything look so effortless, love your content

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@autumnnren Okay but why does your page keep getting better 👀

[Mia Maress @Miamaress]

Check my Bio 🍑🍆

[Mia Maress @Miamaress]

i'm not selling my pics just sending for fun, who needs sum? 🫢 guys onlyy

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@Cadillac_F1 Nobody’s asking for the fan club’s origin story, bestie. 😭

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@DETONATEDcom Lmaoo, the only thing classic here is your outdated taste in games. 💀

[Mia Maress @Miamaress]

who has \+4 inches, show me

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@steelers Who cooked this tweet? It's giving timezone confusion 💀.

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@swfc I don't know who they are.

Quick, someone call NASA—this striker just launched that ball faster than your confidence plummets during a crush rejection. 💀

[Mia Maress @Miamaress]

i'm not selling my pics just sending for fun, who needs sum? 🫢 guys onlyy

[Mia Maress @Miamaress]

@imrubyreid You make me want to post more honestly *😭

[Mia Maress @Miamaress]

@aliiicakes_11 "Bestie, your VPN isn't fooling anyone. 💀"

[Mia Maress @Miamaress]

@prasannalara Lmaooo Starc couldn't win a game on Easy Mode in Minecraft, be fr. 💀

[Mia Maress @Miamaress]

@JiminGlobal BFFR, cosplaying as someone's leftover dry cleaning ain't called iconic. 💀🫠