Mike Earley

Comedian, Last chair trombone, Taliban (2012, 2013).
Tweets so nice you read them twice.

[Mike Earley @MicEarley]

The seatbelt sensor went out in my car. If you fight long enough, you win.

[Mike Earley @MicEarley]

@multiplanet1 What about when he was looking like a kirby vacuum on that yacht?

[Mike Earley @MicEarley]

Getting sucked into Dave Ramsey bot account posts and questioning if this is a better reality than when the far-left dominated this platform.

[Mike Earley @MicEarley]

This is so cool

[War Monitor Clips @WarMonitorClips]

Man dodges arrows in shootout between tribes, Papua New Guinea 2025

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Seems like the biggest group concerned about having generational wealth are the current generation that didn't get it, not the next one.

[Mike Earley @MicEarley]

@newstart_2024 As a highway driver, I get the sense injury law practices are just as corrosive on society as whatever scenarios this guy objects to

[Mike Earley @MicEarley]

@kejca I don't have dental

[Mike Earley @MicEarley]

It's weird that Ed Galrein won the primary and it's the last time we'll hear his name.

[Shawn Ryan @ShawnRyan762]

Massie: $5.5M raised. Average donor gave $100. His opposition: $32 million. Three billionaires, Secretary Hegseth on the ground, four presidential attacks in one day, all to silence the guy fighting for the Epstein files. Trump calls elections rigged. Look in the mirror. Go Massie.

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

NEW: Tim Dillon interviews a veteran with PTSD and asks him how Ibogaine has improved his quality of life. (Absolutely hilarious satire. Watch the whole thing.) 💀

[Mike Earley @MicEarley]

How short do you have to be to bring a journal to the gym? 5'9" or something?

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@mightydudbolt Whys he fighting Sauroman?

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There's nothing about this that 12 year old me could believe isn't a joke article.

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I wonder how it must feel to post a boomer meme. Absolute ecstacy I bet.

[Mike Earley @MicEarley]

@newstart_2024 I think it might be the waiter

[Mike Earley @MicEarley]

Meeting your villains seems to have an equally disillusioning effect.

[Mike Earley @MicEarley]

What's up with 2023? Did anything even happen that year?

[Mike Earley @MicEarley]

I was in the movies

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

NEW: Tim Dillon interviews a veteran with PTSD and asks him how Ibogaine has improved his quality of life. (Absolutely hilarious satire. Watch the whole thing.) 💀

[Mike Earley @MicEarley]

Eric Swallwell is a pretty good representative of your average former-military guy.

[Mike Earley @MicEarley]

Nice to see Ethan Hawke coming into his own as an insufferable.

[Mike Earley @MicEarley]

@Chizitere_xyz Most people treat most people like they're non-existent