Mic Charlap

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

A Muslim passenger:
"Excuse me, can you turn off the music?"

The driver:
"Why?"

The passenger:
"Music is haram."

The driver:
"Why is music haram?"

The passenger:
"Because there was no music in the time of prophet Muhammad."

The driver:
"Well, get off then. There were no cars back then either. A camel will come pick you up."

😂🤭😂

[Emily Juniper 🇺🇸🇦🇺 𝕩 @emilyjuniper_]

The comeback of real women is here and it’s glorious 🔥

[Curtis Houck @CurtisHouck]

Democrat Sara Jacobs -- whose net worth is $75 million and her family is worth BILLIONS -- has the maturity of a pre-pubescent Mean Girl.

Glad Secretary Rubio put her in her place

[🇺🇸Lady Vet @CoVet_81]

The hypocrisy is unreal.

Liberals right now: “High gas prices are Trump’s fault!”

But when gas was $5+ under Biden, Biden’s own Energy Secretary said, “Obviously, the President does not control the price of gasoline. No president does.”

Can’t have it both ways. Either the President controls gas prices or he doesn’t.

Pick one....😎

[TRUMP NEWS @TRUMPNEWS_QQ]

🚨 JUST IN: CRYING Democrats are now SMEARING the Florida Panthers champs just because the whole team dressed sharp in red ties and suits, looking exactly like President Trump

LOL!! Cry more!

[Q STORM RIDER @_Qstormrider]

BREAKING 🚨 B2 Bombers have officially returned home. It does not matter what you think about the strikes on IRAN. These Pilots are American Patriots

Pray for our Troops 🙏

[WWG1WGA 🇺🇸♥️ @WWG1WGA301]

🚨 BREAKING: The FBI raided the Portland home of an ILLEGAL ALIEN who was shining lasers at military helicopters

Turns out, he also lived with THREE OTHER ILLEGALS, and all of them are now in ICE custody, being processed for deportation.

LMAO! FAFO! 🤣

[Alec Lace @AlecLace]

🚨 Gov. Hochul tries to own Trump on Knicks fandom… and flops hard:

“I’d ask him to name the starting lineup of the 1993 Championship team”

Knicks last won a title in 1973. There was no 1993 championship.

Trump’s been a lifelong Knicks fan. Hochul is a fraud.

[Chris Nelson 🏝️🇺🇸 @ReOpenChris]

🚨Governor DeSantis says some asshole judge in Washington DC ruled recreational anglers cannot fish for Red Snapper in federal waters.

The lawsuit was brought by commercial fishermen who want the fish ALL FOR THEMSELVES!

DeSantis says he will NOT enforce the ruling!

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 NOW: EVERY SINGLE DEMOCRAT state Attorney General has REFUSED to show up for JD Vance's anti-fraud roundtable at the White House

Republicans showed up, but Vance specifically sent out an olive branch and invited Dems.

THEY SAID NO.

They're pro-fraud.

Nearly 2 dozen Democrat AGs cited time constraints as the reason they can't show up. Yeah, sure.

Democrats = PARTY OF FRAUD

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN A REPUBLICAN AND A DEMOCRAT.

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person.

Donald Trump gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his office for a job. He then took $20 out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

Hillary saw this, so when they came to another homeless person, she walked over to the hon less person and gave him directions to the welfare office.

She then reached into Donald's pocket and gut out $20. She kept $15. for administrative fees" and gave the homeless person $5.

Now do you understand the difference?

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

College kids interrupt Muslim Takeover by singing the National Anthem!

[Myrna 𝕏 @GigaBeers]

AOC flew to Alabama to tell Southerners they have nothing to fear — from inside a bulletproof cage.

The message: I believe in you. Just not enough to stand near you. https://t.co/QxMJbTT50z

[CashMeIfUcan @jeff36779606]

LIV GOLF Haters. Remember when Bryson Dechambeau beat Rory McIlroy to win the US Open in 2024 and Rory refused interviews after because he didn’t want to take questions on how an LIV golfer emasculated him. Quintessential spoiled, only-child behavior like yesterday. Fuck you too

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 LMFAO!! Funniest president ever 😂

REPORTER: It's pretty remarkable seeing you and Mark Cuban up there, he endorsed Kamala Harris back in 2024

TRUMP: Well, he made a mistake!

CUBAN: 🤣🤣🤣

How the tables have turned!

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

If you ever find a girl who keeps a score at a baseball game, marry her

[Vivid.🇮🇱 @VividProwess]

Bill Clinton: “The Palestinians were offered a state. They refused. A state wasn't their goal. Killing Jews was."

This must be shared every single day.

[John McAfee 🇺🇸 News @mcafeenew]

🚨JASON ALDEAN JUST TOLD JIMMY KIMMEL TO KISS HIS ASS AND WALKED OFF THE STAGE AFTER ONLY 7 MINUTES — THE SMUG, TALENTLESS, WOKE CUNT GOT EXACTLY WHAT HE DESERVED!

Follow @RedLivesMatterQ

The country music legend showed up ready to talk music, but the bitter late-night hack immediately broke the no-politics agreement and started attacking Aldean’s conservative views.

Aldean and his entire band said “fuck this” and walked right off the set.

When Kimmel’s team cried about being “humiliated” and left with a huge hole in the schedule, Aldean’s response was pure savage gold: “Jimmy Kimmel can kiss my ass.”

This is how real American men handle these out-of-touch Hollywood propagandists who think they can lecture everyone while their own ratings are in the toilet.

Share this everywhere if you’re loving based celebrities finally telling these smug pricks to go fuck themselves!

Follow @mcafeenew for more drops.

[Jon Root @JonnyRoot_]

“We live in a homophobic society”
- Charles Barkley on the passing of Jason Collins

America is not “afraid of homosexuals.”
We’re just sick & tired of having LGBTQ Pride shoved down our throats in sports, our jobs, tv/movies, & education.