Micah Jansen

This account has been inactive for like — 3+ years. Head to Instagram for actual content: 😘

[Micah Jansen @MicahJansen]

@CalgaryPolice “We’re here to help, not to punish.”

Also @CalgaryPolice “I will F*cking taser you.”

The kid was not threatening any violence to the officers. He kept asking WHY he was under arrest, but rather than answer, they grabbed him and threatened him.

Do better.

[Micah Jansen @MicahJansen]

@LadyLungDoc @jkenney Thanks @LadyLungDoc !

[Micah Jansen @MicahJansen]

@CalgaryPolice Any update on this situation?

[Micah Jansen @MicahJansen]

“Why are you guys grabbing me, just talk to me.” — come on @CalgaryPolice what is this?

[Micah Jansen @MicahJansen]

@CalgaryPolice “We’re here to help, not to punish.”

Also @CalgaryPolice “I will F*cking taser you.”

The kid was not threatening any violence to the officers. He kept asking WHY he was under arrest, but rather than answer, they grabbed him and threatened him.

Do better.

[Micah Jansen @MicahJansen]

There‘s LOTS of conspiracies around #Covid and I’m not advocating for ANY of em. But 350K isn’t a “slip-up” either... so let’s stop ridiculing people who doubt the data, and let their questions lead us to conversations instead... it’s not idiotic to demand truth from authorities.

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

@DannyBoyle87 Doesn't add up: Tens of thousands of coronavirus tests have been double-counted, officials admit

https://t.co/8ThG5Jeiz9

5/6

[Micah Jansen @MicahJansen]

“He has a major blind spot yes, but I will keep supporting him for the overall picture” —> this is not countering the point, it’s proving it. @JustinTrudeau is a grown man running our country... repeated scandals don’t get a “blind spot” pass. #WEscam #cndpoli

[Alixx Hettinga @AlixxHettinga]

If you’re wondering why there’s so many coronavirus deaths in New York: they’re sending recovering patients INTO the most vulnerable population to recover. What is happening? https://t.co/4wbCQEmJTn

[Micah Jansen @MicahJansen]

Worth considering: Critical care physician suggests we isolate the vulnerable and let the healthy be infected by #COVID19

Distancing buys time, but isn’t a cure, and a vaccine may not be achievable. Achieving herd immunity may be the way to protect those at risk long-term.

[Micah Jansen @MicahJansen]

My amazing Big sister got married today... social distancing made for a bit of twist on the traditional receiving line. Thanks for coming out everyone! #COVID19wedding

[Micah Jansen @MicahJansen]

Oh my word I am crying,@bennymofodavis is the real hero here.

[Benny Davis @bennymofodavis]

Brilliant work gang, we did it - in nearly all twelve keys!

Imagine by John Lennon featuring all the stars

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

Dunder Mifflinites: Which episode is your champion? #Office15

[Micah Jansen @MicahJansen]

BREAKING: Federal Court dismisses challenge against government’s re-approval of Trans Mountain. Determines that adequate consultations took place. https://t.co/L7ksR2rETc

[Micah Jansen @MicahJansen]

Professor this morning: "If anyone ever finds out you're Canadian, and they start to act sorry for you, and seem to pity you... that's because they've just watched 'Ice Pilots of the Northwest Territories'." #MRUsaysitstraight

[Micah Jansen @MicahJansen]

“I wasn’t wrong, I am just far more correct now, than I was then....”

Well! I know how I’m gonna try to argue up my grades from now on.

[Micah Jansen @MicahJansen]

So this.

[Globalnews.ca @globalnews]

A new poll has found that 73 per cent of Canadians don’t believe they should be responsible for covering security and other expenses for the Duke and Duchess of Sussex.

https://t.co/Xx7hTTmDv9

[Micah Jansen @MicahJansen]

“I’m thinking of buying a house.”
“With who???”
“Um, myself.”
“Really!? Wait, no, you’re not gonna be one of those self-partnered weirdos who marries themselves are you?”

Awesome. Love the support, thank-you.

[Micah Jansen @MicahJansen]

So much for standing up for the middle class. All I want for Christmas is a non-hypocritical politician. But thank-you for resigning, that is exactly what needs to be done.

[Mercedes Stephenson @MercedesGlobal]

Global News has learned that Scheer is resigning after it was revealed he had been using Conservative Party money to pay for his children's private school education. #cdnpoli #CPC

[Alixx Hettinga @AlixxHettinga]

Dear Twitter,
I liked seeing everyone’s Spotify wrapped up. It was cool to dive into my friends’ favourite genres and download some new songs.
Sincerely,
Attacked by hipsters with a collective compulsive need to be different.

[Alixx Hettinga @AlixxHettinga]

Saw a tweet claiming boomers are paid more than millennials for the same position, even though millennials had more education. People were appalled... but the boomers were working there longer, thus had gotten raises. You will too. This is not a wage gap. It’s... the real world.