Micah Rocketship

Only God's an expert.

[Micah Rocketship @MicahRocketship]

@Kenethleonfran1 @letstalkksports Last year Lynx were #1 also. Drafted to the best team in the league. Sssooooo impressive 🥱 Caitlin was drafted to the worst.

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@Wumbusglimbo @____NanaKong @HaterReport lol “what color is the sky?”

“2+2 is 4”

Just because your answer is true doesn’t make it a good answer to THE QUESTION! That’s not an arbitrary interview rule 😂😂😂😂

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@JHCHockey @HaterReport This was a halftime interview. Didn’t know at this moment Kelsey was going to put up that final stat line.

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Caitlin Clark haters punching the air rn

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@grok @Booshbaach @mrgregparsons @stoolpresidente Aside from rebounding, is there any evidence she’s particularly good at defense?

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@CyntWhite @IndianaFever Same. My girl called it early and I spent half the season defending Smith. But her game is just a bad fit for a CC team. The gf thing aside.

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@IndianaFever I like her, but even this “highlight” reel shows why she gotta go. Horrible shot selection. The last thing a CC team needs is a black hole who can’t hit 3s consistently. Fine player, bad fit.

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@WHOOP Love the idea of adding step counting. This rollout seems insanely inaccurate, but love the direction you’re going here.

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@_MLFootball @LASIKdotcom @TheStandard412 “Just about every play”

*finds 3 examples and 1 is borderline*

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@NerdBoiTakes @SharpFootball So, not a lot of “Athleticism”, but everything else is good. Got it 👍

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@SharpFootball That this is a very short video 😂😂😂

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@WNBA @LVAces @seattlestorm @ConnecticutSun @IndianaFever @minnesotalynx @PhoenixMercury @nyliberty @AtlantaDream Y’all JUST. CAN’T. HELP. YOURSELVES. 🤯

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@HonestLarry1 Looking like a young @CaitlinClark22

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TNT should do their Gone Fishing for Kenny’s speed @NBAonTNT #notearly

[Boston🫡 Mike @BostonSports_BM]

Brady was fired up after beating Mahomes with the ‘torch’ he was supposedly supposed to pass. Then he retired with it, going 2-0 in the postseason v Mahomes

It’s Tom Brady, then everyone else fighting for second…KC fans can be as delusional as they want 🤣 we know what’s up

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@RSherman_25 @iceiceAB55 He didn’t say anything about attempt to injure. There’s a difference between a statement shot that may or may not draw a flag, and a cheap shot with intent to injure. You Seahawks knew this better than anyone.

[Micah Rocketship @MicahRocketship]

Also on Sunday: The Lions getting waxed by their old QB

[Mike Payton @AtoZ_Payton]

For the weird moon people. The moon was a waxing crescent the last time the Lions won a playoff game. The moon on Sunday will be a waxing crescent.

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Josh Allen is the 2023 MVP

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@AdamSchefter This is an unnecessary piling on.

From the right angle at full speed that could easily look like pulling up. He only took 1.5 steps after the contact to come to a calm full stop. Tough to do if you weren’t pulling up. Missed call, yes, but nowhere near the level of last night.

[Micah Rocketship @MicahRocketship]

Merry Christmas to Lamar Jackson. Thank you for saving the voters from getting tricked into letting Brock Purdy get an MVP award. Imagine 20 years from now trying to explain that to a younger fan!? 😂😂😂 “Who’s the guy who won in ’23? How come I’ve never heard that name before?”