Micah

Classically-trained Robot

[Micah @Micahmass]

Turnips is short for Turd Nipples #gardening #badbunny

[Micah @Micahmass]

@SahaleSnacks Blindly picked up 1.5 oz packet of Raspberry Crumble (CRUMBLE!?) Cashew Trail Mix from the airport snackiosk. Should have just bought a magnet. #unitedcares

[Micah @Micahmass]

@therealelp But just think of the exposure. Getting your name out there and all

[Micah @Micahmass]

@MohamedMOSalih Dunno, but have you tried this halloumi fries thing? Sounds wicked!

[Micah @Micahmass]

@RichGoeckel Prolly heated cuz you ragged on his avocado slicer #unitasker

[Micah @Micahmass]

@RNKit30 @realDonaldTrump Yeah...he's not going to read that.

[Tig Notaro @TigNotaro]

I wish men would put as much confidence in women as they do in bitcoin

[Micah @Micahmass]

@rezaaslan Uh, it's called LEADERSHIP. Read a book.

[Micah @Micahmass]

@MohamedMOSalih Off!

[Micah @Micahmass]

@realDonaldTrump Ignorant fuck

[Micah @Micahmass]

@WelshGasDoc @realDonaldTrump If global warmings real why ARE their still ice cubs!

[Micah @Micahmass]

Quit playin, @Bota_Box , we all know this ain't gonna last 4 weeks

[Micah @Micahmass]

@JohnCleese I'll kiss you regardless

[Micah @Micahmass]

Really, @everyoneintheaudience during the recording of #FramptonComesAlive ? Clapping on 1 and 3?

[Micah @Micahmass]

@LaqiMuSeediq @Cernovich @LizCrokin @POTUS Not fast enough, unfortunately

[Micah @Micahmass]

@MazdaUSA HUNGRY

[Micah @Micahmass]

@MichelleObama @BarackObama Was this when you renewed your vows last month?!

[Micah @Micahmass]

@jeremiahsays Today, dead. Tomorrow, who knows!

[Micah @Micahmass]

@SarahKSilverman @nickkroll @StephenAtHome #SPLAT

[🎑 Mike Doughty @Mike_Doughty_]

I got robbed last night. They took my green guitar. If you see it, please DM.