Portly Photographer

Clapped Out Minister with several cameras.

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

"What did you think of the World Cup final half-time show?"

Wayne Rooney: “I thought it was crap.”

Wayne Rooney speaks for the entire world.

#WorldCupFinal

[Portly Photographer @Michael26167525]

@KateGarnerMusic @joanhodges66 Ginger beer always goes down well.

[lordmicky 🇵🇹 @0xlordmicky]

Arthur Conan Doyle, creator of Sherlock Holmes, once traveled to Switzerland. When he arrived, he took a taxi and the driver told him he wouldn't charge him if he autographed a book.

Conan Doyle, surprised, asked the taxi driver how he knew he was a writer, and the taxi driver replied: "Easy, your shoes are covered in dust that isn't from here. From the pattern of your shoes, I see that they are English shoes. So it's English dust. You have an ink stain on your toes, so you are a writer, a British writer."

Shocked, Conan Doyle replied: "You are smarter than Sherlock Holmes."

"Yes sir, and your suitcases clearly have Arthur Conan Doyle written on them."

[Portly Photographer @Michael26167525]

@UKPRES1 Hold very tight please ting ting!

[Belinduh Pyne @belinduhpyne]

When your Mum asks you to go for a walk to see if your new school shoes fit…

[Mr Benn @thebowlerhatman]

Always amazes me how many famous people get lucky in the Wimbledon ticket ballot...

[Portly Photographer @Michael26167525]

@onemoreday1966 @Nigel_Farage And Toad of Toad Hall!

[Kara @UTDKarra]

Repost if you think Gianni Infantino is the worst FIFA president ever.

[Portly Photographer @Michael26167525]

@CarlBovisNature Nigel!

[Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage]

Today, we honour the brave men who answered their country’s call and fought on the first day of the Battle of the Somme.

On this day in 1916, the British Army endured the bloodiest single day in its military history, suffering 57,470 casualties.

Their Name Liveth For Evermore.

[Portly Photographer @Michael26167525]

@MarkHaydock5 And kickstart it!

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I'm confident nobody will share this.

[Portly Photographer @Michael26167525]

@PhilSledge Obviously!

[Portly Photographer @Michael26167525]

@DeborahMattocks Why is that a problem?

[Portly Photographer @Michael26167525]

@MarkHaydock5 5 wheels on my wagon 🎶🎵

[Portly Photographer @Michael26167525]

@PhilSledge

[Portly Photographer @Michael26167525]

@Lost___London Why not!

[Portly Photographer @Michael26167525]

@saniyafatma1278 Fabulous!

[Portly Photographer @Michael26167525]

@naturelife_ok Oh!

[Portly Photographer @Michael26167525]

@PhilSledge