Michael 🦅 Mathis

I have to put adult things here now. Wear sunscreen.

[Michael 🦅 Mathis @Michael66Mathis]

It’s nights like these that I miss being able to just cut it down the back roads way to fast with your music too loud. These city lights just can’t touch that kind of stress relief

[Michael 🦅 Mathis @Michael66Mathis]

I gotta get the fuck outta here -Ellen

[Michael 🦅 Mathis @Michael66Mathis]

Went straight from popping bottles in the club to popping bottles in a baby’s mouth. 2018 has been a trip I wouldn’t trade anything for

[Michael 🦅 Mathis @Michael66Mathis]

Should I grow my beard out like a man or shave it and look like a little baby boy? @hay24b says cut it off but let’s let twitter decide!

[Michael 🦅 Mathis @Michael66Mathis]

Growing up is fuckin weird. You think you’re grown out poppin bottles and wildn. Next thing you know you’re in bed every night at a reasonable hour and turnt becomes having a back yard Bbq and you really don’t notice the transition as it’s happening.

[Michael 🦅 Mathis @Michael66Mathis]

I don’t want to hear another word about the Eminem\MGK beef. Wayne is back and you better put some respeck on his name!!

[Michael 🦅 Mathis @Michael66Mathis]

Nike you dumb bitch lol

[Michael 🦅 Mathis @Michael66Mathis]

@BrandonGipe45 I’ve thought about it 😬 but we will see how this one goes first lol

[Michael 🦅 Mathis @Michael66Mathis]

So today I figured out I live closer to OU’s stadium than I lived to a town...any town, earlier this year. 😱 Soooooo I went ahead and bought some tickets to next weeks game 🤷🏻‍♂️ #BoomSoon? 😒 #ClubSeats

[Michael 🦅 Mathis @Michael66Mathis]

Just because you think things are falling apart doesn’t mean they aren’t actually falling into place.

[Michael 🦅 Mathis @Michael66Mathis]

I’ll never forgive Darius Rucker for what he did to wagon wheel

[Michael 🦅 Mathis @Michael66Mathis]

Buys meal, pays with $100 bill*

Cashier: oh sorry we don’t have change for that.

How the fuck do I have more on one piece of paper than a grown ass business 😒

[Michael 🦅 Mathis @Michael66Mathis]

@Kelsiiikayyy I’m not a violent person but I mean yeah I’ll do what it takes for a good steak 😅😬🤷🏻‍♂️

[Michael 🦅 Mathis @Michael66Mathis]

Not for a nasty ass chicken, I’d do it for a burger though 😍😍 #Beef

[PETA @peta]

Would you eat a chicken sandwich if you had to slaughter the chicken yourself?

[Video by @Ramy_ElGabry + @DivineTouchEgy]

[Michael 🦅 Mathis @Michael66Mathis]

@jack_powers4 Yeah, your year to get slapped around by the greatest team in the league #FlyEaglesFly

[Michael 🦅 Mathis @Michael66Mathis]

Damn this shit might fly in the metro but where I grew up that cop would have dragged me out the window and whooped my ass and then called my dad to come do the same thing. Have some respect.

[Michael 🦅 Mathis @Michael66Mathis]

@DylanScottWelch It’s got it perks man. For example, no one ever loses their dog out there because you can watch it run away for a week on the flatlands 🤷🏻‍♂️ #HellHandle

[Michael 🦅 Mathis @Michael66Mathis]

Fiona Gallagher is a thunder cunt

[Michael 🦅 Mathis @Michael66Mathis]

Y’all all talkin about how bad sea world is and most of y’all broke bitches prolly have never even been there. So tired of everyone getting all up in arms over everything and they can’t even run their own damn lives

[Michael 🦅 Mathis @Michael66Mathis]

I went from 20 miles to the closest gas station to 5 blocks from the local sonic. Makes it a little harder to go yote huntin but these ocean water though