Michael George

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@troovus A D E B F C

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@JoJoFromJerz @BasedMikeLee Never ask that of a MAGAT, they take it as a challenge.

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@All4footballl If you watch Pedro, it looks like he is sitting on Gabriels’ leg which he is struggling to free. Pedro lifts himself, releasing Gabriel’s leg which flicks forward and strikes Martinez in the head.

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@Elifbenad 30

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@NHSMillion This can’t be correct, what about all those new hospitals built by the previous Tory government. I sure they said they built forty.

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@AlexaBliz_ 2

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@janeyellene Nobody looking at their phones. How did they manage to survive the day?

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@farman4x 25

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@explorebeauty12 2208

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@waitmaya 32

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@Sofia50020Sofia Hoss in Bonaza

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@TonyKing38983 Car cigarette lighter

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@nobleisawinner Weights for a pendulum clock, maybe even a “cuckoo “ clock.

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@onlyskypace 120

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@Irina_exh 19 Never had a “ Boombox”

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@Sofia50020Sofia Dustin Hofmann

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The only comment that comes to mind, “ I don’t think so mate”

[The Heartlands Tribune @HeartlandsTrib]

The Lightness of the Gavel: Starmer's Authoritarian Britain

Two years ago today, standing on the threshold of Downing Street, Keir Starmer looked into the television cameras and promised a exhausted nation that his government would “tread more lightly” on our lives. It was an elegant phrase, calculated to soothe.

Yet, as we look back across the wreckage of the last twenty-four months, we must ask the direct question: lightly for whom?

Read more: https://t.co/1a5vDykFUi

#starmer

[Michael George @Michael87748307]

@WasAcop The purpose of laws is to control the population. Compliance is by consent or coercion. The Police, Courts and Prisons represent the latter. The Police are in the business of Population Management. Any help or protection people get from this action is a side effect.

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Why have we stopped building and creating such beauty?

[DaVinci @BiancoDavinci]

Our world needs some beautiful aesthetics like these.

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A perfect description of getting older.

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

1. When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.
2. To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it.
3. Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight.
4. It's the start of a brand new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles.
5. The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
6. When I say, "The other day," I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.
7. I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.
8. I had my patience tested. I'm negative.
9. Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.
10. If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"
11. When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing," it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.
12. I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever.
13. I run like the winded.
14. I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning and don't know whose side I'm on.
15. When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, "Why, what did you hear?"
16. When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?
17. I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
18. When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east."
19. Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out.
20. Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever. We call those people cops.
21. My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb!
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