Mike Capuano

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If I'm Jon Voight, I'm celebrating this appointment by getting a new Chrysler LeBaron.

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[Mike Capuano @MichaelACapuano]

"Mike, don't be the guy who brags that he only missed one question in a test designed for children. Don't do it. DON'T..."

I don't know whether to be embarrassed that I don't remember HS math or smug that I could currently test into #BostonLatin.
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[Mike Capuano @MichaelACapuano]

Happy #Festivus! My #AiringofGrievances will be done in private this year, but I've got a lot of problems with you people!

[Mike Capuano @MichaelACapuano]

@IBJIYONGI I'd be curious to check my average blood pressure before February versus today. But at least Twitter has provided me a great deal of exercise in holding my tongue!

[Mike Capuano @MichaelACapuano]

Important #CoronerElection update: Lordy, we have pictures.

[Mike Capuano @MichaelACapuano]

Forget "he couldn't get elected dog catcher." In #Wisconsin, they elect the county coroner. Need, not want, a Deppisch For Coroner t-shirt. Unsure if it's contested, but knowing Deppisch, he's gonna bury the competition ... #AppropriateWompWomp

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My Uber is fully covered in Snoopy decals. On the outside. Covered in Mickey inside. I pray I see nobody I know.

[Mike Capuano @MichaelACapuano]

@andrew_e Just glad it wasn't France v. England so now I don't have to figure out if there's a way both could lose.

[Mike Capuano @MichaelACapuano]

What's so funny, Primo?

[Mike Capuano @MichaelACapuano]

@davidwade Unfortunate take. Name another powdered cheez-based product that's better. Jax? Smartfood? Come on.

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I believe I was informed during the last election year that Supreme Court Justices should not be appointed during election years.

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So proud of my mom's work with @BostonHarborNow in making the #Boston #HarborIslands accessible and exciting for everyone. Her pictures from #spectacleonspectacle last night. @universalhub

[Mike Capuano @MichaelACapuano]

Yes, I believe you've gotten worse. Yes, I believe your predatory lending and criminal activity (@WellsFargo looking at you most recently) aren't forgiven by friendly ads.

[Mike Capuano @MichaelACapuano]

No, I don't think Congress should "simplify" #DoddFrank. We needed it because you wrecked the economy with irresponsible practices that crippled families and businesses and you've spent the last ten years trying to roll it back because "you've changed." No you haven't.

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A #Somerville kid, a #Southie kid and a #Cambridge kid walk into #Charlestown ...

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Hey, useful #HarvardReunion swag! #Harvard2003

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@Mirarchi1982 Here's a bad picture of the little fuzzy head robin babies. #HatchWatch2018