Michael Warman

Cambridge law graduate and gas operative at GMSL. Committed European 🇪🇺

[Michael Warman @MichaelBWarman]

@underthenettle Smaller pots

[Julie Street 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @Juliest101]

It's like being proud of shitting yourself in a lift in front of everyone.

[Rachel Edwards @underthenettle]

These Enid Blyton books are getting more and more intense

[Rachel Edwards @underthenettle]

Food £200
Data £150
Rent £800
Whimsical household inventions £3,600
Utility £150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my dog is mad at me

[Rachel Edwards @underthenettle]

Amazon advertising a Black Friday deal, then telling on itself with price history

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Please spare a thought for James Dyson, the Brexit-voting billionaire who bought up 33,000 acres of farmland to avoid tax. Without people like him, farmland would be more affordable for actual farmers.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

The massive row between me and my wife at her cousin's wedding was actually staged because I needed to leave early for a work thing, and she wanted to get back at her cousin for getting engaged at our wedding.

[Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2]

just learned about recency bias and its my favorite thing ever

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

I apologise to all the racists sending deranged potty-mouthed tweets that I can’t respond individually to all of your legal analyses, but it’s lovely to see so many of you converting to liberal criminal sentencing 🥰

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Before Brexit the UK was about as rich as Germany, and richer than France.

Now it is much poorer than either, by 2030 we will be poorer than Poland, and by 2040 we will be poorer than all 27 EU countries.

The magic of Brexit.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Congratulations on your completion of a PhD at our university - you are now a valued member of our academic family. Your email and library access will terminate in 11 minutes.

[Dr Philip Lee @drphiliplee1]

Germany: here's a Deutschland Ticket, you can use any train except for the ICE. Enjoy it.

UK: Oh under normal circumstances yes this ticket would be valid BUT today is the first sunny Wednesday since two week after St Swithen's day. Prison for you, and we're killing your dog.

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

If Thames Water is valued at zero, it's the perfect time to nationalise it at its full value

[Jake M. Grumbach @JakeMGrumbach]

Can’t think of a worse sign for social trust than scientists for decades saying “climate change is gonna make hurricanes stronger” and then hurricanes get stronger and like 30% of Americans are like “stronger hurricanes…must be the (((globalists)))”

[Yishan @yishan]

Conspiracy theorists who keep saying there’s “no way” the hurricane could have intensified so much without some human cause are so close to getting it.

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Then Jesus said unto the sick, “you better have insurance.”

Then Jesus said unto the stranger, “are you here legally?”

Then Jesus said unto the hungry, “my taxes better not be paying for these loaves and fishes.”

Then Jesus said unto the poor, “this is your own fault.”

[Eleanor Morton ($8) @EleanorMorton]

The word 'posh' does a lot of heavy lifting in the UK - it can refer to anyone from landed gentry with a title and several thousand acres to someone who buys name brand biscuits at Tesco

[Alec Stapp @AlecStapp]

People who try to romanticize the past should be forced to stare at this chart for a while

[Rachel Edwards @underthenettle]

TIL: French unions have designed special barbecues that fit in tram tracks, so they can grill sausages while they march.

[Vatnik Soup @P_Kallioniemi]

As there's clearly not much to say about the debate other than Trump was deranged and he'd clearly abandon Ukraine and appease Russia, I'm just gonna post the best memes and posts about the whole thing.

Post your favorites👇🏻