Michael Metalios

[Michael Metalios @MichaelCMetal]

@HDCares One year later. Still the same.

[Michael Metalios @MichaelCMetal]

@HomeDepot why is this okay? You have huge aisles, but they are filled with merchandise. There's gotta be an #ada issue here or something.

[Michael Metalios @MichaelCMetal]

@BaronDestructo House, M.D.

[Michael Metalios @MichaelCMetal]

@IDEALElectric_ I've had these for 20 years and they've been nothing but good to me. So why won't support sell me a new set of hand grips for them? You still sell them. Surely you have them.

[Michael Metalios @MichaelCMetal]

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[Michael Metalios @MichaelCMetal]

@Costco we joined this year and my wife loves you so much that she's gotten 5 other families to join. Can we get a commission?

[Michael Metalios @MichaelCMetal]

@PuppiesIover Cerberus

[Michael Metalios @MichaelCMetal]

@steak_umm I have no idea

[Michael Metalios @MichaelCMetal]

@HDCares It's still like this. In fact, it's worse.

[Michael Metalios @MichaelCMetal]

I'm going to start carrying a small flower pot with a real patch of live grass in it. When users start complaining and losing their cool because of a newly implemented change, I'm going to make them touch the grass.

[Osvaldo12 @Osvaldocar12]

The geography of Africa if Germany lost world war 2

[Michael Metalios @MichaelCMetal]

@lordmiles Dude no one gives a fuck if you die. Just leave the damn people alone.

[Michael Metalios @MichaelCMetal]

Fucking savage. And accurate. And.. buh bye.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

So...Elon Musk let Andrew Tate back on Twitter, and Tate promptly used it to reveal his whereabouts to authorities in Romania who then arrested him.

All because Greta Thunberg owned him so hard his little wee-wee fell off.

Do I have that right? Please say I have that right.

[Michael Metalios @MichaelCMetal]

@drivingmzstacey @SFFDPIO @baywheels You are a psychopath. You got your BP up over that? Smoke a joint.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

We told you the end of the world would be fucking stupid, and here we are.

Whoopity do.

Please remember to eat arbys

[Michael Metalios @MichaelCMetal]

@zynga this is the worst. Where do you come up with these names? Also, how about just letting me play against humans? Why do you have to shove ai downy throat?

[Michael Metalios @MichaelCMetal]

Pro Tip!
The Humpty Dance is your chance, to do the Hump

[Defense of Ukraine @DefenceU]

Unless they want an unpleasantly hot summer break, we advise our valued russian guests not to visit Ukrainian Crimea.

Because no amount of sunscreen will protect them from the hazardous effects of smoking in unauthorised areas.
🎶Bananarama

[Michael Metalios @MichaelCMetal]

@apple #GetTheMessage