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Multipotentialite magician & knowledge graph greasemonkey currently stargazing, slinging code & telling stories. Good food/craft cocktails always welcome he/him

[@[email protected] @MichaelCarducci]

"In technology, politics often presages the triumph of mediocrity"

-Bill DeSmedt

[Nx @NxDevTools]

What's in your dependency graph? Don't miss @JVAsays's talk at @MonorepoWorld for actionable strategies for improving your dependency graphs' efficiency, clarity, and performance.

[@[email protected] @MichaelCarducci]

I have no idea why @Verizon keeps giving customers my mobile number (and directly transferring calls to me) but this morning I received yet another call from Verizon biz customer and I’m not mad.

We ended up talking for three hours on a variety of topics. It was a pleasant call

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@JVAsays @_jessicasachs Always down to chat! I have a summary of my pre 2011 experience here:

https://t.co/yhFUh1rpcm

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@nchrismalone @vojkny @Polymail @Superhuman @diaper @TyOlatoye It would also be reasonable to communicate that hypothesis to customers. There's a lot more to the story, clearly, but I'm hoping for a detailed postmortem.

Black swan events happen but we must learn from them. A public postmortem communicates a commitment to that learning.

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@nchrismalone @vojkny @Polymail @Superhuman @diaper @TyOlatoye I'm inclined to take them at their word for now. If you have an app in production working fine for years and suddenly it can't interact with the database anymore, it would be reasonable in that moment to assume the DB provider changed something.

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@JVAsays @synalx @tomasz_ducin Whether we express it this way or not, architecture is about constraining the degrees of freedom carefully and artfully to induce the necessary and desirable system -illities. It’s a powerful paradigm because it provides reusable and composable architecture decision primatives.

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@JVAsays @synalx @tomasz_ducin The ideas around constraints shaping the -illities in systems (software and otherwise) isn’t new but under-explored in our field. Joe Yoder’s “big ball of mud” pattern shows what happens when software is a free-for-all & a complex arch like microservices have many constraints

[#gids @developersummit]

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👨‍💻 Where software architecture meets magic. 🔮

From coding to card tricks, he's redefining tech talks.

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Also, my first attempt at a death defying escape was almost failed to defy death… for $50

Ah, ShowBiz

[Ken Kousen @kenkousen]

For your weekend entertainment, @MichaelCarducci tells a great story about getting paid in cash, nearly getting arrested, and why you should never pull a gun on the Tea Lady
https://t.co/tNHan8DUOO

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@JVAsays Having grown up in the uk, I can confirm there are a couple legends on that list. And there has never been a bad season of taskmaster… thank you for turning me on to it.

[NFJS @nofluff]

Exciting news!
Join us for another thought provoking #nfjs webinar, "Tailored Made Architecture" with @MichaelCarducci Learn ways to evolve your companies' architecture so that it organizationally fits like a glove!

Join us Friday, 8/25 @ 1PM ET!

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@Zhaph @dylanbeattie @smtpcom @SendGrid Email is the poster child for “This is why we can’t have nice things”

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It was a lot of fun to be at GIDS this year! The RDBMS is an oldie but a goodie.

[#gids @developersummit]

Watch the talk "5 Essential SQL Skills Every Developer Should Know" by @michaelcarducci from GIDS 2023 On-demand: https://t.co/osz2gASkPu. Block your calendars for GIDS 2024 -> April 23-26 #Bengaluru #GIDS #Developersummit

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@dylanbeattie @smtpcom Their chat support is usually pretty quick to set up DKIM records. It seems like there is some kind of manual step to set that up with them. The process with @SendGrid is much more streamlined and self-serve.

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@2KAbhishek @developersummit I blame/credit @Schreiberland for this idiom.

[@[email protected] @MichaelCarducci]

@Schreiberland when you were talking about mandarin numbers it reminded me of this comic. I guess early counting systems didn’t have use for quantities larger than two or three.

Also, am I right in crediting/blaming you for describing pivotal moments as “Fosbury flop moments?”

[@[email protected] @MichaelCarducci]

@2KAbhishek @developersummit @markrichardssa @neal4d Hope you enjoyed! Great seeing you at the conference

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@TechButthead @developersummit @nakulshenoy @dhempe @pvprakash @StartupSanatana @amit6060 @avin_46 @A78G Thank you so much for connecting us!

[Nakul Shenoy @nakulshenoy]

With my alter-ego from another dimension, ⁦@MichaelCarducci⁩. Software techie, magician & mentalist, international speaker. Sound familiar?