Michael

[Michael @MichaelCerda_]

TA TA

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(773): We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment http://t.co/lL4xq370SM

[Paul Leach @PaulSoleil]

And the "Father of the Year" Award goes to...hold on there Billy Ray....you should probably sit this one out. #myliecyrus #BillyRayCyrus

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(570): It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches

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(908): 4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.

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(440): Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?

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(773): The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.

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(765): If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

math is one letter away from meth and guess which one i’d rather do

[Funny Or Fact @funnyorfact]

Alcohol is never the answer... But it does make you forget the question..

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

Kermit the Frog and @SteveMartinToGo face off in a battle of Dueling Banjos: http://t.co/FYQjawGuBb

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

The steroids problem in sports has finally reached Little League baseball: http://t.co/xJXi6DWIyl

[•-• @DanielleLeehan]

@GloZell @YouTube @DrOz Do the tin can challenge!!!!