Michael Creel

I mostly tweet about sports and politics.

Mostly

[Michael Creel @MichaelCreel]

To all the non-MAGAs, who voted for Trump while saying "he's not really going to do what he said he was going to do":
How you feeling today?

[Michael Creel @MichaelCreel]

This is how you do it.
Well done @TheOnion

[CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil @CBSEveningNews]

BREAKING: Satirical publication The Onion says it has bought Alex Jones’ Infowars at a bankruptcy auction. https://t.co/JTRJQc92Um

[CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil @CBSEveningNews]

BREAKING: Satirical publication The Onion says it has bought Alex Jones’ Infowars at a bankruptcy auction. https://t.co/JTRJQc92Um

[Michael Creel @MichaelCreel]

@pkosen @emptywheel Yeah.
And you forgot Hegseth

[Michael Creel @MichaelCreel]

If having a fivehead and a widow's peak is one of Trump's main qualifications for a cabinet spot, I need to block his number right now before he starts calling me

[Michael Creel @MichaelCreel]

@pkosen @emptywheel That's right and thanks.

That's probably why I forgot him.

[Michael Creel @MichaelCreel]

@emptywheel Forgot about Zeldin. That's 2 seats in New York that could be empty for a while.
Seeing trump post daily about how Hochul MUST call special elections NOW, while she sits back and sips her tea will be fun

[Michael Creel @MichaelCreel]

@emptywheel Especially if he pulls more from state's with Dem governors.
Kathy Hochul needs to wait as long as possible to call the special election to fill Stefanik's seat.

[Michael Creel @MichaelCreel]

@SaintsForecast Said before they fired Allen...
https://t.co/7w9lWvWcxm

[Michael Creel @MichaelCreel]

@nick_underhill We are in a race to get a top 10 (or even top 5), and are pretty much already out of playoff contention, so the most Saints thing would be for everyone to come back and they end up 7-10 or 8-9 and they end up picking at 17.

[Michael Creel @MichaelCreel]

@Chadonlychad As John Oliver said on @LastWeekTonight, he always looks like he just realized he sent a dick pic to his mom...

And then she sent back a thumbs up

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Zelenskyy calling Putin a “fucking terrorist” on live TV is the energy I’m bringing into 2025 and 2026.

[Michael Creel @MichaelCreel]

@reggied1225 Yeah. Thanks
Just my quarterly hospital stay for acute pancreatitis

[Michael Creel @MichaelCreel]

How my day started, and how it's ending

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

I mean, stealing millions from the state of Mississippi's welfare system to help build a fancy indoor volleyball stadium for your daughter's team isn't exactly NOT garbage?

[Michael Creel @MichaelCreel]

@ashtonpittman Sounds like he's voting twice (once for him and once for his wife) which is just a little bit illegal.

[Michael Creel @MichaelCreel]

@RussLatino @tatereeves Lastly, you were the one who brought up the last 8 years, which is why I zoomed in on them.
Good day and good luck, sir
https://t.co/Yq5LrylCX8

[Russ Latino @RussLatino]

@MichaelCreel The exact opposite pattern over the last 8 years. Are you looking at the same chart?

[Michael Creel @MichaelCreel]

@RussLatino,
This is also fascism. And it's against the press which you should definitely denounce.

Unless, that is,you think it's okay for your guy to go after his perceived 'enemies'
https://t.co/CB7HrypzPk

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump on the press: "They're so nasty. They're so evil. They are actually the enemy of the people."

[Michael Creel @MichaelCreel]

@RussLatino @tatereeves That's literally what I said...
"For the Dems, there was a massive jump when Trump was elected, then it followed the overall downward trend."

Trump caused a massive distrust in the media that hit both sides, which is why it din't go down as much for the Reps during Biden's term

[Michael Creel @MichaelCreel]

@RussLatino Aren't we?
For the Dems, there was a massive jump when Trump was elected, then it followed the overall downward trend. When Biden was elected there was an uptick (@tatereeves' fav word during Covid), then a plunge
Reps: Up when Trump was elected, then down. Biden elected: uptick

[Michael Creel @MichaelCreel]

@RussLatino There is an overall downward trend which is probably caused by the rise of social media.
But I'll tell you what I see and then you can tell me why you used it.
From 96-00, D trust went down while R went up
00-08>D up, R 👇
08-16 >D 👇, R up
16-20>R up, D 👇
20-24>D up, R 👇

[Michael Creel @MichaelCreel]

@RussLatino All [your chart] shows...

[Michael Creel @MichaelCreel]

@RussLatino And all that shows is that both parties trust the media when their party doesn't hold the presidency, and don't trust it if they do. (i.e., they don't want to hear anything bad about their side, but want to believe all the bad stuff about the other.
That's not breaking news