Mr_Dangleberry_Jones

Given up on this shitshow. Find me on Bluesky
@mikecrowe.bsky.social

That's all folks!

[Mr_Dangleberry_Jones @MichaelDCrowe]

Always one to run with the herd I am trying #Bluesky to avoid the interminable right wing tweets that now populate X. If anyone can be bothered say hi at @mikecrowe.bsky.social. Byee.

[Mr_Dangleberry_Jones @MichaelDCrowe]

@jonsopel He is making Joe Biden look spritely!

[Mr_Dangleberry_Jones @MichaelDCrowe]

For us in the UK it is going to be a bit of a talking shop for hours whilst polls are open in US and counting gets started. Could be a wee bit repetitive so happy to wake up tomorrow and listen to it as it really happens. #2024USElection

[Mr_Dangleberry_Jones @MichaelDCrowe]

#channel4 what in the name of God made you book that charlatan @BorisJohnson for your election show. Blatant product placement and self publicising. He is still a fucking disgrace and you platformed him.

[Mr_Dangleberry_Jones @MichaelDCrowe]

Got to say, for so few MP's the Tories sound like a sizeable rabble. #Budget2024

[Mr_Dangleberry_Jones @MichaelDCrowe]

@AdamBienkov Representing Clacton my erse. Representing himself. Wait until he gets his snout in the public purse trough. Spiv and grifter.

[Mr_Dangleberry_Jones @MichaelDCrowe]

@ByDonkeys Liz really needs to find a job suitable for her skill sets - “do you want to go large with you Big Mac meal?” Something like that. Actually I might be doing those wonderful MacDonalds servers a disservice suggesting that.

[Mr_Dangleberry_Jones @MichaelDCrowe]

Well I'm glad I didn't have a bet on Lando Norris winning the #HungariangGP, I might have been slightly pissed off.

[Mr_Dangleberry_Jones @MichaelDCrowe]

@RoyalFamily @notjustpensions @England @EURO2024 I hope he also penned a missive to Bob McIntyre congratulating him on winning the #ScottishOpen A fine individual achievement by a British sportsman.

[Mr_Dangleberry_Jones @MichaelDCrowe]

@paullewismoney Chicken run then chickened out.

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

Fantastic to welcome all of our returning and new Labour MPs today.

The work of change begins now.

[Mr_Dangleberry_Jones @MichaelDCrowe]

Nadine Dorries must be feeling a bit uncomfortable with all this talk about successful appointments to the House of Lords. #GeneralElection2024 #channel4news

[Mr_Dangleberry_Jones @MichaelDCrowe]

Might need a paracetamol tomorrow morning. Exit polls look great. Tories trying to find positives are laughable. Now waiting for the Portillo moments. #exitpoll2024 #GeneralElection2024

[Mr_Dangleberry_Jones @MichaelDCrowe]

How much beer and popcorn will sustain me through Michael Portillo night tomorrow? #ToryWipeout2024

[Mr_Dangleberry_Jones @MichaelDCrowe]

@jonsopel Looks like he’s just left a wee party at Lebedevs … again.

[Mr_Dangleberry_Jones @MichaelDCrowe]

Checking through my feed and it seems that #ConservativeParty Project Fear is in overdrive. Seriously, is that all you and your client journalist chums have got? Good riddance to you all.

[Mr_Dangleberry_Jones @MichaelDCrowe]

I am sure Rishis kids will nip home from their Ivy League colleges in the States to do their voluntary compulsory service. #BattleForNumber10

[Mr_Dangleberry_Jones @MichaelDCrowe]

@RishiSunak must have advisers and colleagues that really hate him. Coupled with his extraordinarily inadequate political skills he is just bloody hapless.

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

The more you think about the facts, the madder it gets. He prioritised a *pre-recorded* interview designed to let him *double down on proven lies* over an international D-Day ceremony attended by the US & French Presidents & the German Chancellor & broadcast around the world.

[Mr_Dangleberry_Jones @MichaelDCrowe]

Truth be told I think the real winner tonight was The Great British Sewing Bee #sewingbee Certainly was more popular in my house. #ITVDebate

[Mr_Dangleberry_Jones @MichaelDCrowe]

Thank God we are not getting one of these each week up to the election. I would much prefer a 1:1 grilling with a good interviewer like Victoria Derbyshire #ITVDebate.