Mike Eaton1Coin

Just handling life's shenanigans one groan at a time.

[Aimy 🍓🥛 @erdbeermilcher]

Marie Antoinette ist für deutlich weniger gestorben

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

They’ve arrested more people for touching the peeling paint at the Reflecting Pool than they’ve arrested from the Epstein files.

[Supper Mario Broth @MarioBrothBlog]

In 1996, Nintendo was seemingly very fond of a single particular stock photo of the sky, so that it ended up on the cartridge artwork of three different games released in that year: Super Mario 64, Mario Kart 64, and Pilotwings 64.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

There are credible allegations made against Donald Trump that he mutilated a child’s nipples while raping her.
Allegations so serious, his inner circle had to meet in the Situation Room to discuss them.

I mean, how the fuck isn’t this the biggest scandal in the world right now?

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Men will walk around shirtless, piss in public, and send unsolicited d!ck pictures without shame, but suddenly society loses its mind when a woman breastfeeds her own BABY.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

CNN = Owned by a right-wing billionaire.
CBS = Owned by a right-wing billionaire.
FOX = Owned by a right-wing billionaire.
WaPo = Owned by a right-wing billionaire.
WSJ = Owned by a right-wing billionaire.

Ah yes, tell me more about how the mainstream media is “far left.”

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.

[Grant McKirkhope 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @grantkirkhope]

O-KAYYYYYYY!!!!! It’s so weird hearing my voice at the end …. Haha …. DON-KEY-KONG!

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

DK 🎵
DONKEY KONG! 🎵
Help Donkey Kong rescue his friends, reclaim the Golden Banana, and save his homeland in Donkey Kong 64, coming to the Nintendo 64 – Nintendo Classics app on Jun 4 for #NintendoSwitchOnline + Expansion Pack members!

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

“Until death, all defeat is psychological."

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

MAGA after voting for cancer-causing drinking water

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

‘The Powerpuff Girls’ creator Craig McCracken has posted a touching tribute to Tom Kane along with an illustration of Professor Utonium and Mr. Harriman:

“I grew up without a dad, so it was important to me that the girls had the best one I could give them and that was Tom.”

[GLITCH @glitch_prod]

GAMEOVERSE. OUT NOW! Go watch it on our YouTube channel!

[RubberRoss @RubberNinja]

Thanks for watching Gameoverse. If you didn't know, as well as creating the show I'm also the voice of Fold!

[Cameron Sewell @Thdark101]

Just want to express a huge thank you to anyone that watches and enjoys the pilot for Gameoverse!

[GLITCH @glitch_prod]

See you tomorrow

[Supper Mario Broth @MarioBrothBlog]

Donkey Kong Country 2's map design is exceptionally elegant in that it uses each of the game's 13 level themes exactly thrice each, without using any of them more than twice in a row. This is accomplished via several clever uses of the environment.