Michael Egan

USMC Infantry Vet 🇺🇸

[Michael Egan @MichaelEganX]

@babyibeenajoint Nah that song was always on in the background during the WORST times possible 😂

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@aboysaysnoword This time I mean it

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@Reechmilly Always consider the long-game fellas

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@Nithya_Shrii You gotta cut those people off. The things you tell them in confidence will be thrown back in your face & spread to unauthorized ears.

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@Zalaphrax Larpstalgia mostly

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@EndWokeness It’s all so backwards bro

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@RAWigger The "fix everything" button

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@MattSumf Women right after getting out of a long-term relationship:

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Just saw a White 2012-esque scene couple out in the wild. #AmericaIsHealing

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@karoluus767 With zero visibility comes zero opportunity.

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Can’t trust a dude that unironically uses the term situationship

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There's no use in trying hard with women. When they're into you, you'll be asking yourself "is it really this easy?" but the thing is, it doesn't matter what you say — because she wants you. The reverse is also true. If she doesn't want you, it doesn't matter what you say.

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@anvixox Weird coworkers resent you for this, the good ones understand

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@BradleyGrey_ Yeah unfortunately a lot of men believe that there's honor in suffering through a relationship. I think it stems from aspiring to be the man that never quits. There's this fantasy that one day she'll recognize the sacrifices you made and finally appreciate you. She never will.

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@NECR0PHAGY "i wouldn't even fight back very hard" she must be protected at all costs

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Sometimes ya gotta just put on funkytown and get groovy in the kitchen while you cook

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@GoodbyeGoy Bro I read the tweet before I read the user, I did not think it would be Rogan sayin’ that

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@found_it_funny

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mofuckas worried about being politically correct with no motion

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In the big age of AI why would you hire an online fitness coach?

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@mooncatvivi In a way that’s what we’re all doing on this app