Michael Goldblatt

Sr. IT Manager; Maker of bacon, drinker of whiskey, petter of dogs.

[Michael Goldblatt @MichaelGSeattle]

Fuck yeah!

https://t.co/3CwT841NGp

[Michael Goldblatt @MichaelGSeattle]

Thank you to NY for the indictment and the Washington Post for this photo of trump sad panda. Kinda made my Thursday.

[Michael Goldblatt @MichaelGSeattle]

Getting meta #mmselfie

[Michael Goldblatt @MichaelGSeattle]

Go Hokies! Wish you were here @rutgerswomenbb #mmselfie

[Michael Goldblatt @MichaelGSeattle]

@acnewsitics @SIfill_ This is a world made for those not cursed with self awareness.

[Michael Goldblatt @MichaelGSeattle]

@KevinSaysThings While I agree with your initial premise that vanilla is not boring, the idea that chocolate is boring is dead wrong. It goes with a lot more than you think, like being key to mole chicken.

[Michael Goldblatt @MichaelGSeattle]

@aviel Is this the first time you've found yourself in the back of a cop car? Glad you're safe!

[Michael Goldblatt @MichaelGSeattle]

@TheAuthorGuy If I weren't astonished, what would that say about me? What if I were merely intrigued?

[Michael Goldblatt @MichaelGSeattle]

@jasonkelsolol And you should. I feel soiled just having read that.

[Michael Goldblatt @MichaelGSeattle]

@blacklionking73 https://t.co/l2AQ1AlTZf

[Michael Goldblatt @MichaelGSeattle]

@mlewis Most years, I try to make sure I have beers on hand for the parents who are chaperoning their kids around the neighborhood. I figure they deserve a treat too

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@AlsoBlair Thoughts and prayers or something

[Michael Goldblatt @MichaelGSeattle]

@blacklionking73 Are you in our fair city for an author event?

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@SIfill_ @nytimes @wirecutter When you have a household of 2, pre-rinsinsing dishes keeps your dishwasher from smelling like the city dump before it is full enough to warrant running it.

[Michael Goldblatt @MichaelGSeattle]

@dustyjewett @mlewis @mlewis did you leave your laptop unlocked near @dustyjewett?

[Michael Goldblatt @MichaelGSeattle]

@kumailn I'm sticking with finger guns 👈👉

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

(Carnac voice): Name a West, a pest and a future arrest

[Michael Goldblatt @MichaelGSeattle]

@pattonoswalt Also banned are thumbs-up, finger guns and direct eye contact.

[Michael Goldblatt @MichaelGSeattle]

@mlewis I got my last booster AND my first shingles shot at the same time. Glad to have gotten them, but don't recommend my method. Besides feeling a bit extra crappy afterwards, both arms were sore for a few days. Being a side-sleeper, that sucked.