Michael Hawk

I am a God on this Earth. Biden/Harris 2024. NC State class of ‘88✝️ #FullSend #NelkBoys

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@Rothmus Thought this said Fuck Dook Fans, that would have been hype

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Special needs

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Cooper Flagg is special 🔥

@DukeMBB | @RealJayWilliams

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@HustleBitch_ Eye patches go so fucking hard

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@AlHoffman18 Booze + Xanax brother

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Might fuck around and wear a guardian cap to bottomless brunch this weekend

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@nflrums You could watch all 18 week’s worth of games at your local dive bar while getting blackout drunk each Sunday and still spend less than $740

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@AlHoffman18 I woulda went full on Luddite mode against that hoe

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@barstoolcarl Darts brother

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The planet fitness executive who took the charge on trademarking Cleansiderate should probably kill themself

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Although I probably contributed by ripping heinous smelling farts throughout the whole building. My b

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A Target in middle America suburban towns has to be the most depressing place on earth. Everyone here looks miserable

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@treykelleher3 100%. This girl deserves to be punted across the room

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“Clit or ass shaken no judgment here

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Every girl in NYC I know that posted about the earthquake on Twitter I’m responding, “you know, I bet your titties were shaking like crazy, no?” I better hear it all

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Caitlin Clark fart or a Paige Buckers fart, what are you paying for each smelly stinky

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Every girl in NYC I know that posted about the earthquake on Twitter I’m responding, “you know, I bet your titties were shaking like crazy, no?” I better hear it all

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Caitlin Coochie 1st quarter analysis: clean up ur game

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Putting the bar tab on my HSA card and expensing it as a mandatory health purchase

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Cranking hog to the Iowa girls starting 5 introduction

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At which chain restaurant’s bar would you rather watch an important sporting event?

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If I don’t mute the TV when that stupid Buffalo Wild Wings tournament commercial comes on, I will blow my brains out