Michael Block

Assistant Prosecutor by day, Rock N' Roller by night, Penn Stater for Life.

[Michael Block @MichaelJBlock]

@NickFoles We'll love you forever, Nick. Wishing you nothing but the best wherever you land...except when you play the Eagles of course.

[Michael Block @MichaelJBlock]

@MBarkannNBCS How about the 1997 playoffs, where Rod Brind'Amour scored 2 shorthanded goals on the same PP en route to a series clinching win.

[Michael Block @MichaelJBlock]

That's a real shame. Right call to be aggressive, but the wrong read from McSorley. Hurrumph.

[Michael Block @MichaelJBlock]

Mason is really looking like a guy who was mentally not prepared to play tonight. That's 2 horrendous goals, and this game looks to be over.

[Michael Block @MichaelJBlock]

@John6abc Complete lack of confidence. The PP units can learn something from the 3rd and 4th lines, as sad as that is. Crash the net.

[Michael Block @MichaelJBlock]

Pathetic. Just pathetic.

[Michael Block @MichaelJBlock]

@John6abc Sure is. I was thrilled to see him leave the Flyers, but unfortunately that opens our players up to his gooney.

[Michael Block @MichaelJBlock]

#PUNTWEEK is off to a roaring start. 3 drives, 3 punts. 5 minutes gone. We're easily on pace to shatter last year's punt fest.

[Michael Block @MichaelJBlock]

That's 4 points we should've had, @Eagles. Sturgis oughta be fired immediately. Going for it on every 4th, and only 2 point attempts. Do it.

[Michael Block @MichaelJBlock]

Hey @Eagles, @sficken1 is available. Give him a call, will ya?

[Michael Block @MichaelJBlock]

Not exactly what I had in mind. I envisioned two teams struggling to play defense, not a defensive struggle.

[Michael Block @MichaelJBlock]

@iamjohnoliver Thank you for having the fortitude to go off the beaten path and cover stories that demand our collective attention.

[Michael Block @MichaelJBlock]

THAT'S WHAT WILLIS WAS TALKIN BOUT! #FreedomDeposit

[Michael Block @MichaelJBlock]

Obligatory #FreedomDeposit

[Michael Block @MichaelJBlock]

BRAYDON FUCKING COBURN!!!!!!!

[Michael Block @MichaelJBlock]

@lizroscher Might as well call up Franco now and throw Asche out in right, however hilariously awful his defense might be.

[Michael Block @MichaelJBlock]

No, Jeff, throwing the bat into left field will NOT get you a base hit!

[Michael Block @MichaelJBlock]

Nothing like your standard 9-2-5-2-6 put out at 3rd. #We'reGonnaNeedMoreBourbon

[Michael Block @MichaelJBlock]

Don't see this often, but watching the umpire give his best punch out motion for the second strike is magical. #Whoops

[Michael Block @MichaelJBlock]

@paul_boye Wow. I never through I'd hear that sentence uttered at any point in any season.