Michael Kelly

I'm really excited MichaelKellyVA was available. I spend a lot of time in the James River and basically count the days between Floydfests. Go Hokies, go Braves.

[Michael Kelly @MichaelKellyVA]

I’m so tired of this guy

[Chris Vannini @ChrisVannini]

News: Cody Campbell says Texas Tech would take legal action if schools or conferences decide not to play the Red Raiders.

"Guess what? That’s collusion. That’s an antitrust violation. So have fun with that one, guys" he told @DanDakich.

More: https://t.co/KMB8m99KyD

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

.@ZohranKMamdani yes hello it is Danhausen ~ Danhausen needs a giant floating Danhausen balloon ready for the parade that drops pizza and hot dog to all the New Yorkers.

Danhausen may be placed in between Snoopy and Garfield.

PS ~ give the muppet who lives in a garbage can an apartment so he can get off the streets and turn his life around.

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

VIRGINIA TECH WINS THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP IN DRESSAGE

BEVEL THOSE HOKIES

[Michael Kelly @MichaelKellyVA]

@BradKutner @SenLouiseLucas Loudoun is projecting $1.3 billion this year from Data Center taxes, and Prince William is expecting over half a billion. The Department of taxation also says the program is a net revenue generator and produces a few billion in excess of the value of the exemption.

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

Brent Pry is the DC at VT and Coach O is back on staff at LSU. Big year for fired coaches familiar with the area.

[Leland @ItsLeland]

In honor of Bobby Cox, here’s almost 20 minutes of him getting ejected.

Legend.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Ted Turner was the gold standard for that breed of quasi-insane but generally harmless rich guys America used to have but don’t really exist anymore.

[Steven Godfrey @38Godfrey]

Ted Turner was the man Donald Trump begs people to believe he is

[Steven Godfrey @38Godfrey]

Ted Turner was the kind of billionaire other billionaires feared because he didn't fear losing what no one deserves

[Steven Godfrey @38Godfrey]

We owe more to Ted Turner than anyone realizes

[Michael Kelly @MichaelKellyVA]

I need a @RichmonderNews investigation on whether Maymont actually has bears or if they’ve been playing a 20yr joke on us since *the incident*

[Michael Kelly @MichaelKellyVA]

Why does Maymont have a kid from Weapons on this sign? #RVA

[Michael Kelly @MichaelKellyVA]

None of us are under any obligation to act like this is a real thing.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

President Donald Trump signed an executive order Friday designed to limit how long athletes can play college sports and how often they can transfer between schools.

More via ESPN’s Dan Murphy:

https://t.co/DUaa0Cw6eR

[BK @BradKutner]

Good morning from J Sarge in Henrico where the Virginia Partnership for Health Science Careers is talking about the state’s healthcare workforce. #valeg

Among topics, a $189 million Rural Healthcare Transformation grant from the @CMSGov

[Michael Kelly @MichaelKellyVA]

lol who even is this clown? I swear this website spits out a new one of these every week. We should all be more committed to pointing and laughing at these dorks.

[Joel Webbon @JoelWebbon]

The compassion of this woman is well suited for the vocation of motherhood.

But this is not who you want determining whether birthright citizenship should be legal.

A woman as a mother is a precious gift, but a woman as a civil magistrate is the death of the nation.

[Sam Mostow @bySamMostow]

Arthur Erwin, the #Hokies’ No. 1 fan, just threw the ceremonial first pitch in front of a packed crowd on Cerebral Palsy Awareness Day.

[Colonial Downs Racetrack @ColonialDowns]

The widest grass racing surface in North America being prepped for our summer racing meet!

[WTVR CBS 6 Richmond @CBS6]

Incredibolt won the $500,000 Virginia Derby at Colonial Downs Saturday, vaulting to the top of the Kentucky Derby leaderboard. https://t.co/f7M6fYGhEA

[8News WRIC Richmond @8NEWS]

Sellout crowd watches Incredibolt win $500,000 Virginia Derby at Colonial Downs https://t.co/VHXG0Hjnj0

[Gary Palmisano @garypaljr]

9,700 people came to @ColonialDowns to enjoy thoroughbred racing and try to catch a glimpse of a @KentuckyDerby runner. Close to $8m wagered. 3 years ago this day was on a white board with hundreds of details to sort out. Kudos @FAHopf and Colonial team!

Racing in VA is on 🔥!