Michael L Wilde

Transphobes want me to use the woman's restroom?

[Michael L Wilde @MichaelLWilde1]

@TheUSASingers I will give Satan a handjob if it will get rid of Maga.

[Michael L Wilde @MichaelLWilde1]

@OccamsBattleaxe 4/3 or 4 - apparently I was supposed to yell, or something, but I just stood there drippy and feeling good. This is why churches won't baptize you if you are not a member: you won't know the ridiculous act youre supposed to put on afterward if you haven't seen it demonstrated.

[Michael L Wilde @MichaelLWilde1]

@OccamsBattleaxe 3/3 or 4 the preacher continued, "Any time now Lord, fill him with the holy spirit!" I stood there, not knowing what he wanted me to do. "Now, Lord! Fill him now!" . . . "Fill him!" awkward silence . . . finally "Okay Jesus, some other time, when you are ready."

[Michael L Wilde @MichaelLWilde1]

@OccamsBattleaxe 2/3 prayed, got dunked in water, and came out of the water thinking to myself that it was a peaceful and interesting ritual and I was happy I'd done it. However, the preacher began to pray, "Lord, complete his baptism now!" I thought it was done as I had been under water. 2/3

[Michael L Wilde @MichaelLWilde1]

@OccamsBattleaxe Oh I gotta share a story, it's a little long but worth it. I am an atheist because I did so much bible study and I once wanted to be baptised, but wasn't a member of any church. I found a nondenomenational church that agreed to do it. On the big day, I showed up, 1/3

[Michael L Wilde @MichaelLWilde1]

@OccamsBattleaxe When I attended a bible study, they group would read and discuss some part of the bible and then interpret it to mean some bs thing, then I would show them an actual verse that contradicted their interpretation, and then they would all pray for me.

[Michael L Wilde @MichaelLWilde1]

@MrsButters Yes, I knew. My ex gf was a crazy, grievance-filled, hate-driven, loser who ruins every life she comes into contact with. So yeah, first speech I heard from Trump, I recognized the particular mental health problem immediately.

[Michael L Wilde @MichaelLWilde1]

@Lingzi_W Tacos

[Dawn of The Def @vuzak1]

@TraciiGuns

[Michael L Wilde @MichaelLWilde1]

@TraciiGuns I just don't have the waist line for it and I'm too pale.

[Sgt Pepper @MzSgtPepper]

Drop a 🐦 if you call this place Twitter.

Like & retweet too if you are so inclined. 🐦💙🙏

[Michael L Wilde @MichaelLWilde1]

I heard that Sen Manchin announced that he wouldn't be running for president. So long as we are making nonsensical announcements that no one cares about, I feel the need to announce that I also will not be running for president.

[Michael L Wilde @MichaelLWilde1]

@lporiginalg Not DOT approved - and for very good reason. As a biker, I'd skip the helmet before I wore this one.

[Michael L Wilde @MichaelLWilde1]

@Lingzi_W If I put myself in those shoes - my husband and father are arguing - what's my next move? I'm not taking orders from either - so I'm making popcorn and getting comfortable - may pull out my phone and start recording

[Michael L Wilde @MichaelLWilde1]

@DazzDzatron @giftsondanielUS - so you'll understand then, when I break your nose, right?

[Skyleigh Uhrich @Sky_Lee_1]

Just saying…

[Michael L Wilde @MichaelLWilde1]

@kristy_clueless I recently got the jelly fish added to my future sleeve.

[Michael L Wilde @MichaelLWilde1]

@buitengebieden I'm going to try this method in the kitchen tonight.

[🧹HEX THE PATRIARCHY🧹 @michellehex1212]

These conversations around 12 year olds getting abortions is absurd. The abortion isn’t the issue. The fact that the 12 yr old is pregnant in the first fucking place is.

[Michael L Wilde @MichaelLWilde1]

@clairezagorski I just got another 3 hours of work done on my sleeve. There is no need for major pain relief during a tattoo. A sunburn is worse than a tattoo. Suck it up if you want the ink.