Michael Litvack

Funniest man on the planet. At least in his own mind. Also, self proclaimed expert on all things sports. Founding member of the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corp.

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@TMZ Dwayne The Rock Johnson?

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@TMZ @EmoPhilips is this you?

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@TMZ Britney Spears?

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@TMZ Marco Rubio?

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@BOSSportsGordo Reminds me of Alex Manoah. Let's see if he continues to be consistent or drops off after his third season.

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@TPSOperations Motorcyclist was able to move his limbs and was awake and aware at the time of transfer to the hospital. Police, Fire, and Paramedics did a fantastic job of securing the scene and looking after the injured party.

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@MisterDoubleJ The Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

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@EmoPhilips If I get tickets for the Toronto show I need to know if there will be any cannibalism? It will influence my decision on who to bring as my guest.

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@TMZ Enes Kanter?

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@TMZ Tony Danza?

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@TMZ Arsenio Hall?

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