Michael

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[Michael @MichaelO_67]

I’m acc crying 🤣🤣🤣

[Montgomery Toms @MontgomeryToms]

Notting Hill Carnival is the blueprint for the rest of the British Isles.

We need mass deportation. We need a monoculture. We need to restore a high-trust society.

I couldn't spend a long time commenting on the grotesque event. It became too dangerous once people recognised me.

I was sexually assaulted multiple times, with foreign women coming up behind me and twerking on me. Endless gun signs made at the camera and more arrests than I could count.

In my lifetime, unless we stop it, Britain in it's entirety will look as Notting Hill looks for these three days.

Short monologue and coverage coming soon.

We have a duty to our ancestors. Notting Hill Carnival is the day the devil comes to play.

[salou❦ @hyunsthot]

Seeing an interesting tweet and the tl refreshes before you can finish reading it

[𝐌 @MooreRMFC]

Y’all are been so weird tbh when it’s black players because same thing was done to Diomande when we signed him.

Mikel Damsgaard has been bald since he was 22 but no one made it a big deal.

[PotatoBomb @PotatoBomb3]

@21sthoekage I don’t want an hour lunch break I want to be at home 30 minutes earlier

[YTG 🦅 @YTGSUII]

So unlucky man ffs

[Catador @CatadorDeCNNY]

Lvl. 100 Mafia Boss

[ff🟥 @zznnrrff]

When I was unemployed after finishing uni it was genuinely one of the most depressing periods in my life

[Memory Card @MemoryCardFiles]

Kung Fu Panda | Xbox 360 - 2008

[MR @MarcusRashford]

Thanks, Jamie. It would be great to be able to get my head down and play football without my name being mentioned every day 😭

[𝙁 @fuadyabz23]

this goal has been killing me for over an hour, one of a kind ST

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇳🇱 BREAKING: Xavi has agreed to become new Dutch national team head coach, done deal.

Agreement signed today for former Barcelona head coach. 💥

[💎 @TJayyyy_1]

What’s wrong with an exact amount?

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Primary schools are set to be told to identify children at risk of being unemployed in the future

[@guardian]

[RB Leipzig @RBLeipzig]

🚨 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗪𝗘 𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗨𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗬 𝗚𝗢 🚨

RB Leipzig und @realmadrid haben sich auf einen Wechsel von Yan #Diomande geeinigt 🤝

Mit 13 Toren und 10 Vorlagen in 36 Pflichtspielen machte Yan in seiner ersten Saison für #RBLeipzig europaweit auf sich aufmerksam. Jetzt schließt sich der 19-Jährige dem spanischen Rekordmeister an.

Viel Erfolg für deine Zukunft, Yan! 🫶

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

Expected snitch

[UtdArena @UtdArena]

Messi's completely missing.

[Dᜰke @no1sinceday1_]

@TheSaItIsHere Tuchel brought my man from retirement 😭