Michael Offutt

I write good books.

[Michael Offutt @MichaelOffutt]

@BradCole Congratulations to Anna for her accomplishments. Also, I miss you, Brad. I hope you are doing well.

[BrianePagel @BrianePagel]

Just heard #MeghanMarkle will become the first American in the British royal family. The fact that this happened just 241 years after the American Revolution is proof that the first breakup never lasts. #RoyalWedding2018

[Brad Cole @BradCole]

If you live in Mississippi, Tennessee, Alabama or Kentucky be aware a psychedelic penguin will be visiting this week.

[Sarah Ahiers @SarahAhiers]

Look what came in the mail! #AssassinsHeartPaperbacks #ThiefsCunningHardcovers

[Sarah Ahiers @SarahAhiers]

Guys, I was so super busy today, that I forgot to announce that ASSASSIN'S HEART is out in paperback! **confetti!!** https://t.co/Lkh11Yd8BU

[Michael Offutt @MichaelOffutt]

@BradCole Same here. Liberal in Utah. Gotta watch what I say around here....

[Brad Cole @BradCole]

I'm a liberal in Mississippi so boo fucking hoo. https://t.co/B80KIS1xUI

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Let’s not be distracted. Let’s continue to stand up, organize, resist, put forth good ideas to improve the existing system & peoples' lives.

[Brad Cole @BradCole]

If I had literally 7 years to prepare something I wouldn't procrastinate for 2537 days then shit my pants but I'm not speaker of the house.

[Michael Offutt @MichaelOffutt]

@BradCole I recently discovered Pandemic. It's so much fun, but I haven't won a game yet.

[Sarah Ahiers @SarahAhiers]

Well shit Guess I'll just take my English degree, McDonald's experience, 10+ years at a corporate job & book deals & throw them in the trash https://t.co/KHO0HsMD4b

[Zanti Misfit @ZantiMisfit_]

Has he tried *not* being dead? https://t.co/o9l5H0PfW2

[Brad Cole @BradCole]

The next time the NCAA asks Ole Miss to cooperate with anything.

[Brad Cole @BradCole]

I can say with absolute confidence that every member of my immediate family is more qualified to be secretary of energy than Rick Perry.

[Jeff Adams @WriterJeffAdams]

Stop by The Novel Approach and see what Jeremy Steele has to say for himself in this character interview. https://t.co/RFT1xiP1W9

[David Powers King @davidpowersking]

Glad I was able to see her, if only for a moment. RIP, #CarrieFisher.

[Morgan Shamy 🩰📖 @MorganShamy]

So this is like... every dancers' dream... being followed by the queen 💕💕💕@PaulaAbdul #SYTYCD #Ballerina #Dancer #Ballet

[Morgan Shamy 🩰📖 @MorganShamy]

I'm not impressed by accomplishments. I'm impressed by kindness. Selflessness. Doing something thoughtful for others. True friendship. Love.

[Andrew Leon @StrangePegs]

I get that October is supposed to be scary and stuff but, really, the politics this year have pushed it way over the top.

[Michael Offutt @MichaelOffutt]

@SarahAhiers I'm so sorry for your loss.