Michael

Strong with the Force, hand-washer and elbow sneezer, buffets are a definite no

[Michael @MichaelOneForce]

@Fullcourtpass @sam_amick @TheNBABase If Emperor Palpatine were a good guy

[Michael @MichaelOneForce]

@cwebbonline That poor bear wasn't able to feed its cubs, and they all died

[Michael @MichaelOneForce]

@RGIII @KingJames @Lakers @cavs @MiamiHEAT "Why am I even asking for the ball?"
-Thomas Bryant

[Michael @MichaelOneForce]

@atrupar They're coming like...

[Michael @MichaelOneForce]

@realTuckFrumper I feel badly for the bedbugs, cockroaches and lice. They shouldn't have to live like that.

[Michael @MichaelOneForce]

@clareblackwood So John99999875309 is going on record saying he bats ".1000"? As in he bats at 10%?

He might want to spend more time working on those numbers instead of Googling women who are way too classy for him.

(Ps. No way he bats that high.)

[Michael @MichaelOneForce]

@davidpollack47 @HebronLions @PollackFF @familygoalspod Wow, my "allergies" really kicked in watching this.

[Michael @MichaelOneForce]

Comfort and Twitch - Hip Hop (Forever) https://t.co/fTfoWeLTBW via @YouTube

[Michael @MichaelOneForce]

@yosoy8a Nolaso!!

[Michael @MichaelOneForce]

@RexChapman Jesus wept

[Michael @MichaelOneForce]

@AdamSchefter The NFL right now

[Michael @MichaelOneForce]

@jessicaevileye Hey, down in front, sit down!!

[Michael @MichaelOneForce]

@SpencerJCox That's great. Now can we get preschool teachers prioritized?

[Michael @MichaelOneForce]

@SpencerJCox Mr
Governor, is there any vaccination plans for preschool teachers (outside local school districts)?

Some of these teachers see 20+ kids everyday. And while we do our best to mitigate any transmission, at some point the dam is going to break.

[Michael @MichaelOneForce]

@bniceloco

[Michael @MichaelOneForce]

@KhalilDeShun @bniceloco @BudhaLovesBooty Oh my God, that comment was more funny than the video itself!

[Michael @MichaelOneForce]

@RexChapman Can't tell which part is better, Mom giving her a kiss, or telling her to shush.

[Michael @MichaelOneForce]

@HouseHunterUtah Sniff, sniff, it's just my allergies

[Michael @MichaelOneForce]

@soledadobrien @amazon This is what happens when you don't support a deposed king.
He has to get a side hustle.

[Maddow Blog @MaddowBlog]

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